WIVES

The Aggravated Fiance

"Kyoko-san... have you seen a white box?" asked I-Pin while looking around for the missing item.

"No, I haven't, I was too busy with Haku and Hara, gomen I-Pin-chan" Kyoko replied while breastfeeding her daughter.

She turned to Haru who was also busy with Haku and asks the same question only to garner a negative answer.

Poor I-Pin just sighs; she was about to give the box of cake to her Master for him to judge. It's a sample cake that she made from her baking class, she just went home to change and when she got back it's gone.

"What will I do?" she worriedly asked herself and as if answering her prayers noticed something laying on the floor, upon closer inspection it was a crumb from the cake she had baked; following the trail and ended up being in the garden; there was the box on the gazebo's table. "The box is here but where's the cake?" her mind still in wonder about the whereabouts of the cake and was about to leave when...

"Ahh.. what a nice nap!" a groggy voice said as its owner sat down

"Lambo?"

Facing where the sound came from to find I-Pin standing there with a murderous expression "Oh I-pin, you're home, how's your day?" he inquired oblivious.

"It's fine not until now" with a chilly smile to his now fully awake fiance. Lambo gulped his eyes repeatedly traveling to I-pin then to the currently empty white box.

"Um.. was that yours?" pointing to the slowly creasing box due to her firm grip.

With a very sweet smile, "Yes, it's mine and I was about to give it to master when it disappeared only to appear in my glutton of a future husband's hands."

"It's now or never" Lambo immediatly stood up, perhaps to run away, and I-pin probably knows what he is thunking said.

"Explain yourself.. and don't you dare move or else not even Tsuna-san can save you." She threatens while readying her fists.

Kneeling, he promptly pleaded "I-pin, my sweet, love and light of my life... I-I didn't mean to, I wanted a snack and saw a cake and I thought I could..."

"You know many people die because of a simple mistake and you are no exception."

"I-pin I'm s-" only to get interrupted.

"Don't even try saving yourself." rolling her sleeves and she was about to pummel him when..

Wasurete, shimau darou kata ni tsumoru kanashimi wa....

Answering her phone "Moshi moshi? Master? Eh? Now? Ok, sure I'll be there" ending the call, she turned to Lambo. "HMP...! Lucky bastard, we're not finished, I'll get to you later" leaving the now relieved Lambo on the floor.

"She's angry, she's angry, what will I do?" roughly pulling on his hair.

"You'll get bald if you continue doing that" a highly amused Lampo said. Teary eyed turned to his ancestor "What will happen to me? No, I don't wanna die; I'm too young to die!"

"Geez... OA much? Come, sit beside me" patting the space beside him, Lambo immediatly followed with the lated ruffling his hair to calm him down and what do you know, it worked.

Sniffling he inquired "What are you doing here? And how did you know I had a problem?"

"Why? Can't I visit my descendant whenever I want to?" still ruffling his hair with displeasure.

"Are you going to help me or you're just gonna mess my already messy hair?" chuckling Lampo retraced his hand.

"Lambo, you have so many ways for you to regain her favor, first you can replace the cake" contrary to the belief, Lambo wasn't just a simple glutton we can say that he was sensitive to taste and can replicate any dish once he had tasted it. "Second, you can buy her flowers and sincerely apologize." nodding his head to let Lampo know that he's still listening.

"But what if she would not accept? What about you, what did you do when you had this kind of problem?" Giving his ancestor a smirk as particular thought suddenly occurs to him "Wait! You had a girlfriend before?"

Giving Lambo a good whack on the head  he replied hotly "Of course... do you think I would be alive if I didn't?"

"I doubt it!" Only to be whacked again.

"Idiot! Do you want my help or do you want me to return to the ring?" His arm was caught by Lambo with a tight grip "Fine.. sorry, please continue"

Sigh "Where were we?"

"In the garden"

"Hmm.. What else?"

"The birds and bees" grinning just to annot his ancestor.

With a glare he asked the still grinning Lambo "Are you an operator?"

"Why?"

"Because you keep on answering me"

"Wow... is that the pick up line you used to get a wife?" Seeing that it's hopeless ti argue with Lambo he continued.

"Third, just tell her you'll be her slave if you're that desperate."

"Hmm.. why not?" He ponders.

"As long as it's sincere, she'll accept it, I think your fiance is smart so she'll know"

Giving a greatful smile "Thanks grandpa!" Only ti be given a gokd bop on the head "Grandpa? I'm not that old..." only using that as an excuse to push the incoming blush.