when I found out that my toasters not water proof, I was shocked!
What's orange ans sounds like parrots?
Carrots.
Did you hear? Dave had lost his ID in Prog. now we have to call him Dov.
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the little pebble wish for?
To be a little bolder.
What's Michele Obama's favorite food?
Barack-Oli
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has cold dead eyes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
^connected^
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing?
She was dead.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
