Garcello x reader scenarios

Garcello headcanon's

Just know I will be personally offended if you insult yourself and don't let me love the fuck out of you for 20 minutes

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He's like a child, you look away for one second and somehow he's fucked everything up. One time you two were knitting and you looked away for a second but when you looked back he somehow got all the yarn tangled together around him. You love him though so you let it slide

When Garcello gets anxious or has the urge to smoke he plays with your hoodie strings or your fingers

He is one chubby teddy bear and if you don't love him at his chubby then you don't deserve him EVER

Man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies man tiddies

He will be personally offended if you have a pet and won't let him pet them for about 20 minutes

I can garentee you that at some point in the relationship this has happens

Garcello: hey wake up

You: it's 2 in the morning, what do you want?

Garcello: can we get chicken nuggets mcdonalds?
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You: it's 2 in the morning we can't get McDonald's

Garcello: but I want McDonald's (ӦｖӦ｡)

You: I'm not getting you McDonald's

*later*

You with Garcello on your way to a McDonald's that is somehow open: I hate you so much (－－〆)

Garcello: c'mon bub (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)

You: ah fuck 〒▽〒

*later, again. As in 2 minutes later after you both got your order*

Garcello: you want chicken nuggie's? ʕ'•ᴥ•'ʔ

You: I want sleep ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Garcello: I think you want chicken nuggie's ʕ'-ᴥ-'ʔ

That's probably happened a couple of times

You've walked into the kitchen being a mess because Garcello tried to give you breakfast in bed but if failed miserably. Instead he just cleaned the kitchen and cuddled you

He'll let you style his hair anyway you want

He has a serious love for cats and used to pet them and cuddle them all the time back when he was homeless (he still does but now he isn't homeless and can give them temporary warmth, it can't be permanent because then in a week you would of had adopted 20 cats and you would not be happy at how expensive everything suddenly is)

During quarantine you both watched Hamilton constantly on Disney + , you can't convince me otherwise.

Just know if you talk negatively about yourself I will be personally offended and proceed to commit tax fraud while punching you with my love and affection

And then kiss you on the head right after