Kapi's Crappy

Japi Miksmtake.

Kapi sn hgoing yto take his kitty litter to the trasj, dumpign it in. He norices a sign though, a big oje. 'Homeless Food Sheltr.' He looks in, the diarrhea has evaprated into the madeira cakes (Noooooo!) alreasdfy. He notices another sign/. ''Stop duimping you kitty litter ijnto bere you wannabe furry cat[''

Kapi is angry. He starts pissing on the floor, ears going down.He areal catr. Hes a real cat, nobldy can tell him otherwise. He smears hisd pop all over the sign, leabving them to clean it up. He rowls, causing efveryone to think hea a weak furry.H es a real antrohp;romkci cat. Hr rjuns into boyfriend and girfreidn and picks boyfriend yup bu hs shirt as he screams like a pissing ferrret witj blader stones. 

Byofnrisnd notices the sioggy spots on kapis paws ansd pants and laughd at him. Kapi theows him into a wall, making him cfryh. He brinhgs a ring full of dry food to griolferind and asks..

''cam we get meowwied?'' he ayhs puppy eyews. gikrldfjuens eys shine with stars.

red. stars.

pat2 coming sdonl...