Dear Little Black Notebook that No One May Read or Touch,
Last week, Haruhi admitted herself to the main Ootori hospital, in Tokyo, fortunately, the very hospital I was working at. She was going into labor, and after several hours of pain later, for all in the birthing room, out came the little bundle of joy, Kotoko Suoh. As her best friend and qualified medic, Haruhi gladly let me join them in the birthing room. That, or between a stranger and a friend, she’d rather have a friend be the one looking between her legs, telling her to ‘push harder.’
Following that note, it was so very hard to concentrate on the task at hand when Tamaki kept being as annoying as possible. He did this by doing simple things like:
"Ha-ru-hi! Is the baby coming out yet.” He would ask in a sing song voice.
"Dearest husband of mine," Haruhi would then continue, "You better watch it before I jump out of this hospital bed and kick you so hard, we won't be having children any time soon!" she would finish in a particularly dangerous and venomous voice that told she was not joking. Then, Tamaki would dramatically sob and enter his ever so famous ‘Emo Corner of Doom,’ and create enough mushrooms to keep the two, soon to be three of, healthy for years to come.
Or something else such as:
"Haruhi, I can see her, the head is crowning. Keep pushing. You’re doing great!" I had said as cheerfully as one could when aiding someone through labour.
"Crowns? Are child must be a king...LIKE ME!" Tamaki had stated, dramatically posing with imaginary sparkles and glitter floating about.
"Tamaki, we’re having a daughter! At the very least, she would be a princess or queen!” Haruhi had screamed through through the pain, for once, letting her husband and the father of her child, get away with one remark.
"Oh."
I have no idea how these two have stuck together so long, as much as I hold both of them dear. I have even conducted a scientific research. Without their consent, of course. But who shall ever know?
- Kyoya Ootri
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