author's note or something: these all were taken out of context from different days because i just thought it was funny :]
- "he's smoking straight up dick"
- "i wish jackson (white boy in my class) was a slave"
- "it's not my fault this (slur)'s stupid"
- "miss johnson's fine i'll fuck the shit out of her"
- (video shown above played at full volume)
- "i hate gingers"
- "why are you always yelling "mr smith"??"
- "MR SMITH SHE JUST RAN OUT THE CLASSROOM"
- "you can't search up german shepherds?!"
- (pornhub intro playing on repeat)
- "why be in a relationship if y'all are cheating on eachother?"
- "what is slavery?"
- "i feel bad for the table"
- "you guys have to stop FUCKING swearing"
- "mr smith she just called me a (slur)"
- "i like my coffee how i like my men, chocolate"
- "she eat banaan"
- *throws book at girl* "sorry for the disruption"
- "you know the code right?" (for minecraft
education edition) "yeah it's alex diabetes" (the code was cookie cake cookie alex)
- "fire wood is good right cracker?"
- *mexican music playing from the back of the room*
- *kids literally VAPING in the back of the classroom*
- "i'm one year old and i've seen big booty bitches"
- "i will corn dog your balls"
- "did you know diabetes is contagious?"
- "I WILL VORE YOU"
- *gets paper thrown at* "should i press assault charges?"
- "how are you guys doing?" *ten seconds of silence* "dead apparently"
other author's note or something: this is literally the funniest class i've ever had i'll miss it (also mr smith got fired lmao)
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regular school quote book in florida
Humorthis book used to be called "My Seventh Period Class Out Of Context" but surprise it's just becoming a big quote book i've changed the name again it used to be "School Quotebook (idk what to call this)"
