"i hear voices but not the ones in my head"
"can you stop throwing balls?"
"michael i'm gonna stab you in the eyes"
"you're not allowed to die in here"
"what were you doing last sunday?" *from the audience quietly: "ur mom"*
"I DONT GET ON MY KNEES FOR NO MAN!"
"WHY IS IT RAINBOW WHAT DID I DO?" "you're gay"
*talking to the teacher* "you like lil boys now?"
"dying cat, calm"
"i'm having a child!"
"why is this BLACK man in here?!"
"haiii ur so cute where's ur bedroom?"
"aka dickery"
"WHY IS NONE OF MY FAMILIES BUILT DIFFERENT?"
"mother stab me with your spork"
"stop cheering this isn't jerry springer"
"ITS RAINING INSIDE!"
"communism.. YOU'RE A COMMUNIST?!"
"YOU DONT PET FISH!"
"20 piece orphan nuggets"
"there isn't much of a difference between offing yourself and picture day"
"your mom is done"
"why does she always do us?"
"ladies first" "that's racist!"
"IM DATING MY SISTER!"
"do you care about fucking this world?"
"my family deserves to be on 600 lb life"
"hey mom why do you have deez nuts"
AUTHORS NOTE: two of these were said by a teacher can u guys guess which?
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1/1/22
"confiscating all the white markers because racism"
"i will be gay for him"
"bro stop stealing my virginity"
"how do they test if i'm allergic to my cat? do they stick my blood in cat water?"
"you're not human.. YOU'RE A FURRY!"
"hi dad i'm dying"
"three muskequeers- i mean teers sorry"
"i'm just trying to eat chicken and queso and you have the audacity to say cum.. i'm not mad just disappointed"
"i just wanna listen to music but all i can hear is wilbur soot whispering into my ear"
"i love my balls getting slurped up"
"somebody left their nuts on my desk"
"THEY'RE SPILLING PENIS EVERYWHERE!!"
"SHES DYING GET THE EPIPEN"
"my uterus is connected to.. wait what's a uterus?"
"my grandma said giving head can give u cancer"
"this chicken is trying to kill me i don't think it liked that i called it dummy thicc"
"it's infant orphan ankle time"
"my parents? dead as hell. me? RICH AS FUCK!"
"wait i wanna know the gayest person alive"
"you're always fucking touching me everyday"
"WE'RE NOT BABY CHICKENS WE'RE GIRLS!!"
"YOU LIKE YOUR OWN COUSIN??"
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5-27-22
1: "cmon gays!" 2:"with a fearful look* "..i'm not gay"
"I DONT WANT YOU LOOKING AT MY FEET"
"the size of my erection"
"stop saying sussy baka"
"damn yo sister ass fat"
"we're family friendly not shane dawson friendly"
"what's a raging bird?"
"mattress-kun uwu"
"your legs are really sexy"
"charles no one is drawing anal beads!!"
"HIV positive"
"ball cancer"
"wanted a big mac but then she gave me a big slap"
"you should put on some perfume boys you smell like weed imma bout to get me a new contact"
"miss his balls are on the roof"
"i'm uncomfortable with the fact your balls have been all over the back of my room"
1: "what do we do? i don't understand" *at the same time* 2: "cry" 3: "drugs"
"like your cum all you want!"
"i dipped my dog in battery acid"
and that's the end of this year
YOU ARE READING
regular school quote book in florida
Humorthis book used to be called "My Seventh Period Class Out Of Context" but surprise it's just becoming a big quote book i've changed the name again it used to be "School Quotebook (idk what to call this)"
