𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐒𝐔𝐒 | bts

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hi, don't hate me but i haven't
finished the imagine yet, so this is
just a small filler until sunday.
hope you enjoy
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jimin: (y/n), i need to tell you something

(y/n): *checks the time on their watch* okay, but be quick

jimin: i... i like you but i don't know if you like me back

(y/n):

jimin:

(y/n): jimin we're getting married in five minutes-

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taehyung: fist me

(y/n): i- what the fuck

taehyung: *holds out fist for a fist bump*

(y/n: right, that's what you- right okay god jesus fucking chr-

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[in a groupchat]

hoseok: i just realized that "never" is the contraction of "not ever"

namjoon: and "blush" is the contraction of "blood rush"

(y/n): and "studying" is the contraction of "student dying"

[read by all at 11:15 am]

(y/n): plz say something i felt proud

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namjoon: what is the one thing i told you two not to do?

(y/n): burn the house down

namjoon: and what did you do?

(y/n): made you dinner

namjoon:

(y/n):

seokjin:

namjoon:

seokjin: ... and burnt the house down-