Tankman x Kate

chaprwe 1 "stress"

I am youre're average girl, livijng in da BIG CITY OF NEW YORK CITY !!!!!! UNTIL SUDDENLY 

My parents walk into my room while i sit at my vanity brushijng my brown ???? ga=hir !!!!!! 

"Dsaughter we haves something to ytell you..." My mother says, she says, not seeming sad at ALL

"What is it mom im getting ready for SCHOOL UGH (no pun intennded) I WILL BE LATE IF  I DOTN HURRY,,,,,,  I HAVES AN F RIGHT NOW IN MILITARY HISTORY !!!!!!!" I screameded ay her, to which my fathner spoke up

"U are goijng to eget marriemds to an man" he said, I gasped to the point i almost dieded of alcoge n (oxydgen) lost 
"Married? I amin highn school !!!! whusjshfjensdkejnjfjlkfekf WHY sksksksksksksk" i couldnt believe it, this was straight out of a one direction fanficiton, beimg forced intko an arangemt marriage GFASP maybbe its so,omeone I LOVE !!!!!!!!!!

"Yes but he is vary ncie and you will are have like him" MY momther figure said to mw

I wanted to cry so mcuhdn, who eve n was he

I mwa n if he rich nad give me food then i guess idrm but my parents are nasry and broke so i doubt that lul

"Yiou can neet him afterm,,  sdhocl" they said and w,elrft

I cintunies to get ready and headededed to school where i saw my bestgb friend and i told her i was beig forcef into an deranged marriave

"omg bestie sksksksksks but like is he hot or rich - and i oop" she said

i dont really like her but im still her friend, shes a tiktoker, she also has good snacks in her backpack and im hungry like every other fat bitch in these fanfics (but not like actually fat yknow the ones like OMG IM SOOOO HUNGRY EATS 17 BIG MACS AND ONE COKE)

"I dont kno !!!!! ymy parent s do jot tell me:(((((((((((" I told her with a :( face

"CLASS IS STARTING SIT DOWNSEMJKLFM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My rude military history teacher uelled at us !!!!!!

"These da tankmen and these da henchmen and see this dude he da captain of da tankmen- KATE ARE YOU LISTENING" 

"nah fuck u hoe"

well thats what i wouldve said if i wasnt asleep lol she threw chalk at me so i ate it since it tasted like a bad tum

"Ok since you ARE NOT HAS LISTEN TELL ME WJO THE CAPTAIN OF THE TANKMEN IS ARE"

"some dude idk lol im very stressed rn leave me alone !!!!!!!!" i cried out ans rwn out the room

i ran home and sob noises and no one was home and it was so scawy uwu 

i hide undre my blankrts cutely so the lemon demon did  nto get me

suddenly i hear loud noise and loolk outside and there was a BIG TANK 

"I thought there were no tanks, war ended in 1873 so tanks are irrelevant and extinct like tortels will be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i shouted in my head

my parents walked in and they sadided "i want you to meet you are futorw husbando......."

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pizumkie (lemon dog) forced me to post this so dere is no charcoal 2 yet,,,,,