I'm the 8th one || BTS ||

Incorrect quotes

Miya - It's really muggy out there today...
Suga - I swear to god if I find all the mugs in the house out there in the lawn I'll kill you
Miya - *sips tea from a bowl*

Namjoon - Knock knock I'm here with cakes, present and flowers
Miya - *opens the door* oh but I only see the cake.
Namjoon - Exactly
Miya - Where's my present?
Namjoon - It's me
Miya - And the flowers?
Namjoon - Also me
Miya - *softly* of course.

Miya - I'LL FUCKING DO WHAT I WANT!
Jungkook - Wait let me just call Suga hyu--
Miya - No wait--

Taehyung - I'm so useless
Miya - No you're not.
Taehyung - Awww
Miya - You can be used as a bad example
Taehyung - *-_-*

Jin - What if we invert our Name and surname initials? Like Sim Keokjin
Namjoon - Nim Kamjoon
Yoongi Yin Moongi
Hoseok - Hung Joseok
Jimin - Jark Pimin
Taehyung- Tim Kaehyung
Miya - Sichelle Mimpsons/ Mae Bi
Jungkook - Jeon Jungk- This is a stupid game.

Miya - Jungkook-si how do you want your eggs?
Jungkook- What?
Miya - How do you want your eggs?
Jungkook- Oh I want them tasty
Miya- Tasty? Are you kidding me? Tasty?

Miya - I gave Bang Pd a get better soon card
Jin- That's surprisingly nice of you
Miya - He wasn't sick I just thought he should do better

Jungkook- Nothing in life is free
Namjoon - Adventure is free
Hoseok - Happiness is free
Jin- Knowledge is free
Miya - Everything is free if you take it without paying

Miya - Here is your nice warm cup of coffee
Jungkook- Oh it's cold
Miya - Nice cup of coffee
Jungkook- Eh I don't think this is nice
Miya - Cup of coffee
Jungkook- I wonder if this really is coffee
Miya - Cup

Jungkook- For my next stunt, I'll wake up at 5 AM on the day I can sleep in!
Namjoon- Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Miya- Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch.

Namjoon- *going over Miya's portfolio*Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Miya- Yes!
Namjoon- Okay! May I ask what you create?
Jin- *walking by* Problems.

Jimin-  so how was your day?
Miya- absolutely great! minus the fact that i got two parking tickets, stubbed my toe three times, almost broke my nose and had my favourite snack SNACHED away from me at the grocery store by some dumb two year old.
Jimin -

Taehyung- I tried to make my computer password 'jimin' but it told me it was too short.
Jimin- That's funny, cause I tried to make mine 'taehyung' but it told me it was too WEAK
Miya -
Miya -You guys are gonna get hacked with passwords like that

Miya - When will this fucking bitch of a wind stop blowing in my face?
Namjoon- LANGUAGE !
Miya-  When shall this sexual intercourse female dog of a wind forbear blowing 'i my face?

Miya- You fucking gorgeous piece of shit do u know how talented you are , You good looking son of a bitch and your voice is amazing god damn it , you little ball of sunshine how dare u make me happy?
Hoseok-
Hoseok- Thank You?

Namjoon- *sneezes*
Miya-
Namjoon- Aren't you going to say bless you?
Miya- I'm standing right next to you, you are clearly already blessed.

Miya - I don’t like water
namjoon- what, why?
Miya- water tastes like nothing
Jimin- you don’t like 75% of yourself?
Miya- oh the percentage for how much i dislike myself is way bigger.
Jimin and Namjoon- ...
Miya- but water still sucks

Miya- You can't ACT at all!
Jungkook- Maybe if you could GUESS the words we wouldn't lose all the time! I'm taking the ring OFF.
Miya- Oh so now the BOTTOM has something to say?
Yoongi- Wait you're engaged?
Jin- He BOTTOMS?
Hobi- YOU'RE TOGETHER??

Taehyung: Hey Mi do you think I'm stupid?
Miya-: The only thing stupid about you is how stupidly pretty you are.
Taehyung:
Miya *putting on her boots*: Now tell me who called you stupid, I just wanna talk to them...

Jungkook- Shit, it's cold.
Miya- Here, take my hoodie, I'm not even that cold.
Jungkook- Thanks, I'll give it back tomorrow.
*Later at home*
Jungkook- *aggressively inhaling in Miya's hoodie scent while curled up inside it*: I'm not giving this back.