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Vale Police Station

Sam & Max were waiting outside the interrogation room while Ruby was being interrogated. As they waited, Sam was eating a bag of Perkie's Pork Flavored Popcorn while Max wandered around aimlessly as normal.

"Hey Sam, what are we doing here?" Max asks.

"We're waiting for Goodwitch to be done heckling the poor teenager in the room so we can take Ruby home." Sam replies.

"Oh, I know that." Max says. "But how did we even get here? Weren't we just at the dust store? And where's Roman?"

"Oh right, we seem to have skipped over a few things. Let me rewind it for you." Sam says and snaps his fingers.

Rewind Sound effects.

Sam and Max had their guns pointed at Roman Torchwick and his goons. They all stared at each other like a western stand off.

"Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in." Roman says, a mocking smile on his face. "A couple of rookie cops.'

"And look what the lagomorph is holding in his hands if you don't wipe that sneer off your face!" Max threatened.

"We're not rookie cops, we're the Freelance Police!" Sam argued. "And we're going to stop you from robbing this man's-" Sam looks back and his eyes widen at a comical degree of shock.

"Bosco?!"

"BOSCO?!?!" Max looks back, and is surprised to see it is indeed Bosco.

"Sam & Max?!?!?!" The purplish-skinned man with balding hair was wearing a more refined button up dress shirt with black dress pants.

"I hate to interrupt this little reunion, but-"

"Can it, Torchwick!" Sam snaps at the criminal, startling him. "We'll deal with you once we get some answers on how exactly Bosco got here."

"...you realize I'm a bad guy and I'm threatening to kill you two, right?" Torchwick says, raising an eyebrow

"And?" Max raises an eyebrow. "You should see all the angry mobs of American and Canadian citizens every time I hold a Congressional meeting."

"Just give us a moment. We'll get back to bringing you to Justice once we're finished."

"Stop that crazy man before he kills us all!" Bosco shouts.

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What are you doing here?<

What's up with your store?

Do you have any...

Nevermind

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"What are you doing this far out in the Multiverse?" Sam asks.

"Yeah, last we heard you were in Vegas working as a male stripper." Max recounts. Torchwick and his gang all looked at the man with disgust.

"Stop looking at me, fools!" Bosco demands, pointing an accusing finger at them. They all turned away, and then Bosco turns his attention back to Sam and Max.

"I was in Las Vegas working as a male stripper to pay off my debt of $20,000 dollars. In retrospect, I shouldn't have invited Bluster Blaster."

"Counting cards is only useful when your not counting them out loud." Max quips.

"Irony has never been any more thicker than a Mammoth's swollen ankles." Sam says.

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