" Hi my names Bucky and my life is very quirky I own ten bakeries beat that . My boyfriend Steve well he's a hunk , daddy issues all around. My life is a main character madness where I am me and the world evolves around me , it's a living bliss. I love making cookies for my gay family, especially my hunk of a man. It's quite a lovely life me dropping the kids of at the school with the fresh bed a I baked the first morning , all this was so lovely and spectacular untill ... I had a mental breakdown my life was Over ,ruined ,gone" -Bucky
" Bucky baby it was just a bakery" - Steve
"NO NO IT WASNT do you ever see me out of that bakery that's weird that's not normal , and I'm weird I'm a weirdo . That bakery was iconic now what have I got , some over burnt toast.
You've gotta be kidding me those cookies were my life the mash mallow fluff was perfectly puff just like me." -Bucky
"Bucky there's more important things." -Steve
" NO STEVE DONT YOU DARE TAKE FHIS AWAY , it's even worse than my winter shoulder phase , although I did bake some great gingerbread in that festive times."-Bucky
" that was good gingerbread" -Steve
" shhh let me finish , the pastry was so good and buttery and it's in my blood secret recipes , your just not as quirky as I am .
Remeber my jam tarts , from that winter soiler blood check of list ." -Bucky
" how about the lemon drizzle cake for my perfectly tanned hunky hydra babes . Now that was a perfect heaven." -Bucky
" or how about my chocolate donuts for my daddy day drax he was so excited." -Bucky
" And them zesty Zemo waffles they were my vibes babes the vibes " -Bucky
" now all I've got is some flour , and that's not even good . What about my baking lessons run by daddy Alexander pierce. It was so fun and remeber that Stark daddy guy I killed well he inspired me for my custard swirles him and his swirly moustache god what a babe.
What about when we went to that Cheesecake Factory and they had the gay bar and I hooked up with you over some zesty zemo drizzle. Now that was the quirky way of living , your missing out babes " -Bucky
" here's my thing Bucky is obsessing over this whole thing ... I hope he copes with dinner on Thursday" - Steve
( Thursday )
" baby the pasta and garlic breads ready" -Steve
" oooo garlic bread like ... my bakery bread ... omg mental breakdowns are hurting hard again" -Bucky
" is he okay ...?" -Tony
" NO them strawberry stark cakes were heavenly !" -Bucky
" it's okay Bucky " -Sam
" NO ITS NOT SAMMY WAMMY" -Bucky
Sam whispers to camera : " it was a shit bakery "
" WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" -Bucky
Bucky interview .
" Sam rattled me sometimes him and his ways of living are opposite to mine . Just cause he eats bird seed 24/7 doesn't mean he can hate on my bagels. My bread mhmm how iconic . So he should just piss of and go back to his family of pigeons like god , what is this the birds . When you go to his house it's like mhmm bird shit wall paper how should I say .. how zesty. Just cause I have a bed made from heavenly scarlet witch sponge cake and he sleeps in a bird bath or nest oooo chocolate crispy Easter nests ."-Bucky
