Techhalo oneshot

New kid :0?????

Techno's POV

As I sat there talking with Sapnap because Bad had to go get grocery's. We sat there talking about the nether and other random stuff.

Sapnap: I can't wait for my little brother!

Techno: ........what......

Sapnap: Dad didn't tell you?

Techno: Bad didn't tell me what?

Sapnap: oh he said he was pregnant!

Techno: ??????????????????

Sapnap: it's ok! Maybe Dad will tell you when he gets back from the store!

Nobody's POV

Bad starts packing they grocery's and got in the car

Techno: I'm going to call him....

Bad looks at his phone 

Bad's mind: Techno's calling!

Bad picks up his phone and answers it

Bad: Hello?

Techno: Hey Bad! So...... I was talking to Sapnap waiting for you to get back and he told me you were....... pregnant.......

Bad: !!!..... can you put Sapnap on the phone please!

Techno: uhhh..... sure

Techno hands his phone over to Sapnap

Sapnap: HI DAD!

Bad: Hi Sapnap did you by any chance tell Techno I was.....

Sapnap: Yeah why?

Bad: Sapnap! why did you tell him! I told you I wanted to tell him!

Sapnap: *thinks* OH- Sorry Dad I forgot!

Bad: It's ok at least he knows.... anyways i'm on my way over there I just got done getting the grocery's!

Sapnap: Ok! Bye Dad love you!

Sapnap ended the call and handed the phone over to Techno.

Techno: So what did he say!?

Sapnap: He said he wanted to tell you he's on his way over here right now!

Techno: ok....

(time skip)

Bad walked into the house with the grocery's he set them down and walked into the living room to see Sapnap and Techno in there. He sat down on the couch

Bad: Hey guys!

Sapnap; Hi dad!

Techno: *stares at Bad*

Bad: A-Are you okay Techno?

Sapnap's mind: something's bout to go down :)

Techno: you know why....

Bad: uhhhh...w-what do you mea-

Techno: you know what I mean..

Bad: ???????

Techno: Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?!

Bad: oh-........ well I was going to tell you today but I had to get grocery's and I was going too tell you when I got back!

Techno: How long have you been hiding this from me?!

Bad and Sapnap: *looks at each other* *looks back at Techno*

Bad: about two weeks....

Techno: WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDN'T TOU TELL MY EARLYER!!!!

Bad: W-Well I was going to but I kept forgetting... 🥺👉👈

Techno: .......

Sapnap: you don't have to yell....

Techno: *looks at Bad* S-sorry.... I didn't mean to yell....

Bad: It's fine....

Techno: Just please tell me right away next time

Bad: Tell you next time?! How many kids do you want?!

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the end bye