Okay, so we are now entering the show's storyline, so spoilers ahead!
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"AHHHHHHH!!!"
Two gods jumping about the timeline - what could possibly go wrong?
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - OOF!" Loki landed in the sand sprawled out on his back, Sigyn landing on top of him. The two stumbled to their feet, spitting sand from their mouths and brushing it from their hair and armour.
Sigyn looked around. "I think we're still on Midgard."
"Yes, unfortunately."
That was when they realized they weren't alone. A small group of people, perhaps locals of wherever they were, stood there, staring at them. The Asgardians stared back.
"Oh, hello." Sigyn gave them a little wave in greeting.
But Loki had a very different approach in mind: he rushed over to a nearby rock and stood on it so that he towered above the humans. "I am Loki of Asgard-"
Sigyn face-palmed. "Loki-"
"And I am burdened with glorious purpose-"
"Loki, sweetheart-"
"Now kneel before me!"
The woman at the front of the group spoke something in their language. But before they could answer, there was a golden flash and a square portal opened before them, armed soldiers in black armour stepping out. They surrounded the Tesseract, which had fallen from the Asgardians' grasps as they fell.
"Never mind," Loki told the humans, and jumped down from the rock to confront the newcomers. "Don't touch that."
The woman who appeared to be leading the soldiers stepped forward. "Appears to be a standard sequence violation. Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. Variant Identified."
"I beg your pardon."
"Oh behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline. Hands up - you're coming with us."
"I'm sorry, who's 'us'?"
The woman raised her weapon. "Last chance, Variant."
Clearly, these weren't people to cross. But Loki only chuckled. "It's been a very long day, and I've had my fill of idiots in armoured suits telling me what to do, so this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way-"
The woman promptly hit him in the face with her weapon, and suddenly, Loki was moving in slow motion.
Sigyn gave a startled gasp. "What's happening?"
"He's now moving at 1/16th speed, but feeling all that pain in real time." The woman wrapped a collar around Loki's neck and then turned to Sigyn. "You are now safe, Lady Sigyn."
"Safe?"
"Yes, but we would like you to come with us to provide a statement."
"A statement of what - Loki!" The other soldiers were now dragging Loki to his feet and towards the portal. "Where are you taking him?"
"The TVA Headquarters. Now if you'll please come with us..."
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She was led through the portal, which led right to a very orange room.
"Right this way, Lady Sigyn."
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Mischief & Magic - Loki (Disney+)
FanfictionWhat do Loki and Sigyn get up to in the time between their reunion in 2012 during the Time Heist and the final battle against Thanos in 2023? A whole lot of mischief that's what! But are we really all that surprised? No, no we're not.
