"Promise you won't break my heart?"I ask sleepily.
"No" he replies.
I met Trump in film studies my sophomore year.
We started talking almost immediately, but it took nearly the entire semester for him to make the first move.
Ever since, we've been practically inseparable.
What we have is something so strong, no one and nothing can tear us apart.
I lay my head on his shoulder, being comforted by his warmth.
His heavy breaths somehow sing me to sleep.
I wake up to see him fucking another woman. I've been cucked.
He's in a deep sleep. Deep from sleeping with another woman.
He closes his eyes and moves closer.
Moves closer to joe mama.
I text my mom not to wait up, then I grab my magic gun and shoot him 74 times before ripping his skull open.
His skull is very small.
Like his brain.
I then proceed to chop up his body and feed it to some pigs.
The pigs die of dysentery.
Because pig.
I chop up the pigs and feed it to the baby pigs.
I then go to an animal shelter and start to happily shoot down everything in sight.
The police are on their way to arrest me.
But I'm prepared for that, once they arrive I take out my dead boyfriends ass and it shoots out a bunch of bombs I bought from a terrorist.
All the policeman get blown to pieces.
I steal one of their cars and I drive to Donald Trumps house.
Once there I shoot down all the guards and children around the house and I break into his house.
I see Donald Trump and his whore of a wife and I shoot them both.
And then I get a bird to eat their pizza that they ordered.
And then I go to McDonalds, to eat a burger.
And then I see Donald Trump's mom.
And I go talk to her.
She dosent know that I just killed her son.
And then I says.
"Poopoo"
And everyone laughed.
The End
