??? Pov:
I was going down a pole and then i saw him. Satan him self,i went to gave him a lap dance but he stopped me.Satan Pov:
Lil nas x came to see me like always. But i not in the mood for a lap dance, So i push im away. I cant stop thinking about that guy.Jesus Pov:
I just wish i could see that man again so a sang a song to my followers.
When i was done, they clap at me. But i sing this song very time,but god does not mind as long as i keep them from being horny fucks hes fine with it.
Back to lil nas x and Satan
"DONT YOU LOVE ME?!" Lil nas barked at Satan,"i-i just think we need a break" Said Satan. Then lil nas x goes up the pole and leaves, and for good. Satan sits there thinking were he when wrong. He just wants to be happy in hell for once.
GODS Pov:
Jesus is gayer then a lemon demon stan
Why cant he act straight for one minute! I hate homos so much that i made it seem like a sin when its not. Satan was looking at Jesus weird today.....no it cant be....he might have a crush on my son Jesus!!!!( its 1am im sleeping so good nigt yall. ps. I love lemon demon work)