Authors note:
bagel_g0d This ones for you shawty 😃 happy birthday 👹👹‼️‼️
I woke up with a headache. This... situation is obviously giving me a great amount of stress. Maybe it's time to do what my mom always told me: take a self care day. It's not the worst idea but something tells me it's not gonna happen.
Knock knock
Wow, I must be physic or something. I'm not entirely sure if I even want to open the door. What if it's Suga? Or Russell? I couldn't handle that.
I sneaked my way over to the door, and looked through the peephole to see Natalya and Aoi, my freinds! They're sure to make me feel better.
I opened the door and let them in.
"What's up shorty *lip bite*" Natalya said.
"I should be asking you guys that." I replied. "I'm surprised you guys are up this early, this must be important."
"We heard about what happened yesterday with Russell and Suga shawty bae." Aoi said.
"Oh... so is that why you came over."
"No waaaay! Who wouldn't want to see our seggc skyscraper shawty bae! *lip bite*"
"But uh yeah that's pretty much why we came 😀." Natalya added.
What did they just call me?
"So you came to cheer me up? 😀"
"No... well yes but no." Natalya said. Natalya cleared her throat and gestured to Aoi to speak.
"Well furry... you know we've all been friends since like middle school right." Aoi started.
"Yeah."
"WELL WE'RE NOT GONNA LET SOME ELDERLY VOLLEYBALL PLAYER BREAK UP THIS LIFELONG FRIENDSHIP."
"Theres no need to yell Aoi." I say.
"OH YES THERE IS FURRY." Natalya adds in. she then took a deep breath and continued- not yelling this time. "We're just saying that one fight can't break this friendship apart. We won't allow it."
"Yeah Cameron, this Suga guy might be bad news. You and Russel need to make up."
"I don't know guys... I wouldn't even know what to say." I said. "Russell's been acting so weird lately. It's like I barely know him at all."
"You don't need to say anything. Once you see each other you'll know exactly what to do." Aoi said. "We sent Jamie and Kiro to talk to Russell and they said we could all go for ice cream at 2:30."
"Will Suga be there?"
"No just Russel, and all of us of course." Aoi replied.
"Come in Cameron, you know how much you want the special Turd Flavored ice cream Phillip makes for you."
I can't argue with that.
"Alright fine. I'll go." I say.
"Awesome." Aoi says.
"Piss 👹" Natalya says in return.
"I'll need a ride though." I add.
"Oh you need a ride? You need a big strong woman like myself to drive you places in my own car? You want me to take you little tiny pp everywhere because I'm such a big, strong, beautiful woman who has much more driving experience than a turd eater like yourself? I mean I wouldn't mind. Only if that's what you want. That is what want isn't it furry? To be driven by ME (a seggc, strong, superior, being) to the ice cream shop." Natalya said.
"..." she does this every time. "Yes, okay. I want you to drive me." I say reluctantly.
"Cool."
"Wanna do a face mask before you leave." I ask.
"YES!" They both say at the same time.
Cameron- he/him {gay}
Russell- he/him {bisexual}
Jamie- they/them {lesbian}
Aoi- they/them {bisexual}
Natalya- she/her {unlabeled}
Kiro- he/him {unlabeled}
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