The Outside Layer

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1.They are the mose dried out shade of ugly yellow,
2.they have unedible bits in the edible part,
3.having more than 5 daily is extremely harmful
4.they have a skin which makes them harder to eat
5.the skin is hard
6.they have a chemical that makes them evil
7.the chemicle is ethene and it ripens the banana weirdly in patches
8.ethene also doesn't know when to stop and pushes it past ripeness into a sate of expiredness,
7.the expired bits are brown and mushy,
8,brown and mushy, and squishy, isn't a good texture,
9.The skin makes your mouth dry,
10.they have a certain property which makes them green and bitter when not ripe enough,
11.but sometimes they just stay green and when you open it, its rotted
12.the outside can be completely yellow and the inside completely brown, liek make up your mind 🙄🖕
13.they have two ends, both of which have a harder unedible bit on it
14. Sometimes the openable end will split, and make it mushy at the top
15.when the end splits it becomes nearly unopenable

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