Ford-"This was an insanely risky move: restarting the portal! Didn't you read my warnings?!"
Stan-"Warnings, schmarnings. How's about maybe a thanks for savings you from loneliness at least?"
Ford-"Thank you? You really think I'm gonna thank you after what you DID THIRTY YEARS AGO?!"
Stan-"What I did? Why, you ungrateful..."
Stan tried attack Ford. But Ford quickly grabbed Stan's hands and slamed him to the ground.
Mabel-"Hey, hi. Mabel here. Quick question: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Ford slowly let go of Stan.
Ford-"I forgot there were kids in here..."
Stan-"They're your family, Poindexter. Shermie's grandkids."
Ford-"Yeah, I know. Dipper told me."
Ford went near Mabel and shaked her hand.
Ford-"Greetings. Do kids still say greetings? I haven't been in our dimension for a really long time."
Mabel-"Whoa, a six-fingered handshake? It's a full finger friendlier than normal!"
Ford-"Haha, I like this kid. She's weird."
"But listen, there'll be time for more introductions later. But first, tell me, Stan: were there any security breaches? Does anyone else know about this portal?"
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Gravity Falls Portal Stuck AU
Fanfiction"We're stuck in the other side of the portal this time."
