loey the cook x gordon ramsay

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seahorse:
hoe hoe hoe
merry christmas my fellow cunts

porkcrayeola:
idk if ur in a bad mood or ur happy rn

seahorse:
no one cares baldo

porkcrayeola:
...
maybe he just need some vitamins

chenning:
bully baek week is over in an blink of an eye
sadly

baekingbyuns:
fuck off

kyungsoup:
side eyes leo

porkcrayeola:
who tf is loe

kyungsoup:
are yall dylesic
*loey

baekingbyuns:
*dyslexic

kyungsoup:
this is why bully baek week is a thing

baekingbyuns:
SHUT TF
AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO COOL
*COOK

porkcrayeola:
u cant even spell cook but u know how to cook
speaking about logic

juncotton:
idk if ur talking about me or anyone who isn't kyungsoo rn

baekingbyuns:
u rite u rite
chanyeol***

porkcrayeola:
BITCH

kyungsoup:
yea... kinda agree

seahorse:
bOi
last time he invited me to his house just to throw a party about kyungsoo smiling and he cooked chicken wings
look at his disaster

porkcrayeola:IT IS PERFECTLY DELICIOUS I WATCHED GORNDON RAMSAY TF my great great uncles ex-classmates ex-dogs owners mailmans doctors granddaughters ex-boyfriend was a cook SO BOI DONT TOUCH ME oh and im friends with ksoo too

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porkcrayeola:
IT IS PERFECTLY DELICIOUS
I WATCHED GORNDON RAMSAY TF
my great great uncles ex-classmates ex-dogs owners mailmans doctors granddaughters ex-boyfriend was a cook SO BOI DONT TOUCH ME
oh and im friends with ksoo too

juncotton:
how does that even makes sense

xiupidbich:
you cant even spell his name

porkcrayeola:
no YOU

xiupidbich:
mkay

seahorse:
what r u even doing here old man

xiupidbich:
stfu at least my lines are longer than ur existence

porkcrayeola:
BURNNNNNNT

jogging:
like ur chicken

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porkcrayeola:
jongin i trusted u

jogging:
but ur chicken IS burnt :(

porkcrayeola:
all chickens are built that way

getlayd:
i tried to build a chicken once

kyungsoup:
how

jogging:
ABYWAYSY
we should throw our yearly christmas celebration at the building nearby

chenning:
not if chanyeol is gonna bring his shitty burnt chickens

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baekingbyuns:
deserved

chenning:
hes still invited rite???
hope not

juncotton:
sadly, terribly, horribly and depressingly yes

chenning:
WOAH WOAH WOAH
junmyeon u used to be so nice what happened

juncotton:
so u want his burnt chicken or smth

kyungsoups:
sounds very gay to me

juncotton:
WHAT

baekingbyuns:
ayyyyyyy ;))))
but what chicken tho ;))))

chenning:
stop being horny bread

baekingbyuns:
ISTG CUT THAT BULLSHIT

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porkcrayeola:
istfg byun baekhyun
wait hold on lemme read the old messages
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
so christmas party at tmr & 8pm at junmyeon's house ?????

juncotton:
NO
i never agreed wtf?????

baekingbyuns:
ok party at junmyeon's house i see

juncotton:
sigh whatever
no

porkcrayeola:
lmfaooo

chenning:
anyway we're probably not gonna throw a party
@ chanyolk but don't bring ur burnt chicken tho

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chenning:
notice how everyone always leave the chat bc of me
the tao effect i have
im so powerful
im such a god

seahorse:
and u ask why only minseok likes u

chenning:
at least someone actually likes me :0000

getlayd:
oh hey remember when seahoon had a thing for luhan and still probably does
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seahorse:
fuck off

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chenning:
ew he actually left the gc not bc of me???

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seahorse:
i hate yall

jogging:
wait i just heard they'll build a new gucci store nearby

getlayd:
oh speaking of gucci
remember that one kid who would paint/cut toenails for people at class and is extremely obsessed with gucci

kyungsoup:
dude and he had this little wattpad story too HAHSJDJDJDDJ

juncotton:
YIXING
STOP BRINGING UP ABOUT TAO OR ELSE

getlayd:
or else what

juncotton:
i will be sad

getlayd:
:( sorry

jogging:
maybe the sperm group isnt scary at all

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