In the dueling arena, there stand two muscular guys with odd cards that seem to resonate light from under the decks. One of the guys screams out "You're a stupid whore for challenging me." Ghost mocks not believing that Zero could even withstand his "fun" deck. "Heh, you think you're all that don't you? Well, feast your eyes on my BLUE-EYES CHAOS MAX DRAGON!!" Zero yells, slamming down his ultra-rare holo Blue-Eyes Chaos Max Dragon onto the field. A hologram of Zero's card appears onto the battlefield stomping and taunting just like Bowser from super smash bros. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU, LITTLE ASIAN BOY. HOW DID YOU OBTAIN THAT?"
"你真是个迟钝的人" Zero said, his eyes suddenly transforming into slits.
"All I heard was ching chong king kong," replied Ghost.
"Shut the fuck up. Anyways, prepare for this ass-whooping you're about to endure as I switch to battle phase." The Blue-Eyes Chaos Max Dragon hologram roars out, staring down Ghost. Ghost looks up in sheer horror but silently smirks to himself.
"NOW, BLUE-EYES CHAOS MAX DRAGON, ULTIMATE LIGHTNING ATTACK!" The blue eyes open its mouth, unleashing strands of blue lightning bolts at Ghost. Ghost's eyes go manically wide.
"YOU FOOL! I NOW REVEAL MY FACEDOWN CARD!" He reveals a mirror force and then, realizes like the dumbass he is that it doesn't work on Blue-Eyes Chaos. Upset he puts all his cards onto his deck and his hand signing that he is surrendering the battle.
"LMAOOOOOO. YOU CLOWN! YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T TAKE ON YOUR 'FUN DECK'? lMFAOOOOOOO: ROFL" Zero falls on the floor, dying of laughter. Even his Blue-Eyes Chaos Max Dragon falls over and begins to laugh.
Ghost's face is beetroot red. He is pissed. He has been pushed to his limits. HE VOWS TO FIND A WAY TO TAKE DOWN BLUE-EYES CHAOS MAX DRAGON. HE WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY THE LIKES OF ZERO AND HIS OBNOXIOUSLY POWERFUL CARD. He will win. The World Champion title shall be his.
Ghost raising his fist in the air with his deck in the air and yells out "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO THE DEATH IN GOD'S LEGACY!"
"You're on, bitch. We shall test the new ZeroCorp virtual simulation technology."
Ghost was surprised Zero could do such a thing with his advanced skills in the sweatshop.
Zero leads Ghost into a ZeroCorp sweatshop. There sit two chairs. Zero sits down in one, pressing a button. A VR headset immediately moves onto his face, along with wires strapped all along his body.
"Allow me to introduce to you Ghost Stomper Prototype V.1. This is the most real virtual simulation technology you will ever find. It perfectly simulates pain, hunger, smell, taste, touch, everything. Once you strap on, there's no way out, unless you win or lose. Select your fighting style."
"Yeah yeah, that's cool and all but can I listen to music while I clap you into oblivion." Ghost scoffs.
"Go ahead. It makes no difference to me, for I will clap you with the most superior fighting style of all time: boxing. You will tremble like a dog before my feet after I've swept you," Zero begins to laugh maniacally. "Now hurry up. I don't appreciate my time being wasted."
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The Amazing World of The Drip Warriors
HumorZero, Ghost, and Garfield all embark on an adventure in the name of The Drip Warriors to defeat all of their enemies once and for all while also learning more about their powers.