Once upon a time , I was around 10 and my dad wanted me to learn how to change a diaper I have no fucking idea why cause ima mfking man I don't know when im gonna need to change a diaper ( You actually should learn how to change a diaper tho its pretty needed later on in life ) anyways the baby I was dealing with was my cousin and he had just shitted himself so I decided that I should take his diaper off and change it so I took it off and it smelled like shit and yadada and while I was cleaning it , this motherfucker decided to piss on me. yeah, like literally decided to piss himself all over my face. My face smelled like piss for 2 days.
Life lesson: Piss is attracted to me.
Once upon a time, when I was 17 living in the city during the summer with my other cousin who was 24 at the time decided to go and walk around the place. Now, the reason I decided to live with him for the summer is cause he's gay and me and him are the only gay people in the family so I decided that it would be a good idea to be living and chilling with him, I seriously didn't expect this dude to be gay gay tho. We ended up going to a drag queen show and it was definitely something cause when the show ended I couldn't find the dude and went home. Guess were he was.
Life lesson : Be gay by yourself.
Another life lesson, don't believe what you see online, the second story was completely made up lol
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