The cow

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Bethany found Tristan laying on the ground he was shaking and looked like he haven't eaten in days. Beth felt bad for the little calf and decided to take him into her home. Beth washed the cow and fed him too.



Beth: Sigh* what is your name little one?

Tristan: Tristan, Tristan Mccow.

Beth: AHHHHHHHHH


Tristan: What's wrong?

Beth: You spoke!!

Tristan: Well. So did you.

Beth: What?

Tristan: Sigh* I'm half human half cow.

Beth: What?

Tristan: I'm like Fiona from Shrek. I turn into a cow when the suns out.

Beth: What? Fiona turns into a ogre at night.

Tristan: yeah, but-

Mum: BETHANY!!!! GET UR FAT ASS OVER HERE!!! IT'S TIME FOR DINNEEERRRRR!!

Beth: Ahh It's getting late you can stay at our barn.

Tristan: Beth wait!!! I wanna show you my human form. Please come for me at the barn after dinner.

Beth: Huh? Oh ok. I really have to go before my mum beats my ass with beets.

Tristan: Oh. I see. I guess its just farm girl tingz.

Beth: Yeah it is.

Tristan: Bye~

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After dinner.
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Beth: TRISTAN!!!

Tristan: I'm here.

Beth: AHHHHHHHHHH /////

Tristan: What is it??

Beth: W-Why are you n-naked? /////

Tristan: Oh uhhh... I wasn't wearing any clothing as a cow so-

Beth: P-PUT THESE RAGS ON!!!!

Tristan: Uhh... Sorry about that.

Beth: Its fine. Anyway when u were in your cow form you were a calf how come you look to be my age right now?

Tristan: That I don't know. Though I can say I think I look much better as a human. Don't you think?

Beth: Hmm. Not at all.

Tristan: What? Are you serious?

Beth: What? Is it wrong?

Tristan: No its not its just I never met a girl who wasn't attracted to me. Even the teachers were hitting on me. Male and female.

Beth: Oh. I see. Well, You'll just have to seduce me. Care for a dance.

Tristan: Heh.

Beth makes a fire and Beth and Tristan dance around it. The fire hits the hay and it catches on fire.

Beth: AHHHH!!!

Tristan: BETHANY OUT NOW!!!!!

Beth: NO BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!!!

Tristan: Don't worry. I've always survived.

Beth runs out of the barn and gets her dad.

Dad to mum: Well. The barn was saved but a calf died.

Mum: well that's to bad. Looks like were having baby cow for dinner.

Dad: Yeah. I'll go tell Beth the good news.

Dad to Beth: The barn was saved and everything else too.

Beth: Oh, thank god.

Dad: What were u doing in the barn so late at night?

Beth: Uhh I-

Mum: Dinner is ready.

Dad: Are you enjoying the cow?

Beth: Mmhhmm.

Dad: Yeah it was the calf that died in the fire last night.

Beth's eyes widened and she coughed out the meat*(edited)

Dad: Beth!!

Beth: E-Excuse me.

Beth goes to her room and stares at pole in her locker. Then looks at the tie.

Beth's parents find her cold body hanged. They quickly dial 911.

Then a calf runs into the barn*

Tristan: BETH!!! BETH!!! I MADE IT OUT A LIVE!!!!

Tristan sees Beth's dead body sees her parents crying*

Tristan: N-No it can't be.

Tristan sees a police car and jumps in front of it. Ending it all.

The end.🤷‍♂️



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