i look in the mirror of the caffaitiero to see the shame i put on ma face
im CUMMING TO HATE MYSELF ME SNOOP DAWG BUT II CANT LET THE OTHERS KNOW THE GREEN CREWMATE IS THE FIRST TO SPOKE
*in a dumbass voice * "EEEEEEE ME SWA SNOP CAT KILL DJUNGELSKOG
Soft toy, brown bear"
in a way to clear my name i speedly speak "CAP IT WAS YOU YOU WERE GELLIOUS OF ME AND DJUNGELSKOG
Soft toy, brown bearS VERY SEXY SEX LIFE WHICH WAS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BIG STEAMMY HOT GAY SNOOP DOGG AND BEAR SEX YOU ARE SIMPLY GELIOUS "
then in the seepest parts of hell a yellow crewmate no a blonde crewmate imeges from the shadows
I SWAEARE TO GOD BUY MY BOOK PLEASE DID YOU KNOW IM AN AURTHOR I WRITER GOOD BOK BUT NO PICTURES NO NO.
i hate the blonde crewmate more than garfeild hates mondays and we all know how he feels about mondays
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a picture for those who dont know him me and garf had a breif fling back in the 60s before i met DJUNGELSKOG
Soft toy, brown bear
in solidarity he was *mighty fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
anwau the blonde crewmate she came from the top tax prackit and HATRES PORR PEOPLE ABSOLUTLEY SPITS ON PEOPLE WHO DONT MAKE ANNY MONE
me and the green crewmate look at easch othin in morse code i wink to him "SHIT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE IMMA DO SMT " he nods
OI BLONDE CREWMATE OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI OI
she ignors me
LISTEN HEAR MONGROL HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKJE A YEAR
i respond "i dont make money i get head instead "
she spits in my eye and my eye lid suck is up and i piss it out on her face stupid bich smelly crewmate
SHE throw COPPIES OF HER BUK WHICH DIDNT SELL (WHICH WAS PLENTIFUL) AS YOU HAD DONATE AN ENTIRE ORGAN TO READ IT NOT THE CHEAP SHIT LIKE A APPENDIX BUT IM TALKING WHOLE DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
in shear anger she grabs my throught and put her down my oesophagus litterally riping my organs out about to force me to read her book before i could submit i use my morser code to the grenn crewmate
KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL KILKL
KILL
everything starts to go dark i believe this was when i read the first line which immediately filled my brain with suicidal thoughts as the green crewmate kills the blonde crewmate THANK GOD
no thank you green crewmate i bluss and under my snoop dogg boddy i remove my torso and put on the boddy of one of them hot ass maid cat girls fr fr.
