We had been in the air for about five minutes and my palms were getting really sweaty. Like, REALLY SWEATY. I had just woken up from a two-minute nap, but it was uncomfortable because I was wearing my new Super Sneakers.
I looked over to my right and see the babe, Jake, staring at me. His crazed look reminds me of a hobo that I once saw on the bus. His name was Juan.
"Why are you staring at me?" I said, confused.
"Because I love you."
"...I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Be right back." I said nervously. I'm so plane-sick that I can barely stand up.
When I finally do get up, the plane takes a sharp turn and I fall on top of Jake. My eyes meet his beautiful big blue eyes...and he stabs me in the back. Like, he literally stabs me in the back with a plastic knife from McDonalds.
I just stare at him and bleed over his swagolicious shirt looking for an explanation, but he only says two sentences...
"I'm too MLG for you. And I'm gay for Davius."
The last thing I see is the blood-spattered picture of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash on his majestic shirt.
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A Sharp Turn...DUN DUN DUN
PoetryMilly and Jake are going on a vacation to Narnia, but little did they know that there was going to be a sharp turn of events for them......
