7 Seconds~ k. sakusa

bright pink ball

"thank you, mom." she glares at you, emphasizing the word mom.

"i don't like being attacked when i'm trying to set the food down."

"fineeee. now let's talk revenge." she says with a grinch like smile.

"simple solution: we can either replace his shampoo with nair, you can flirt with his that bed head dude, or key his car."

"kuroo?"

"yea him, the hot captain." you say before taking a big bite of food.

"good idea." she says with her mouth full, nodding slightly.

"you don't have the guts do you?" you bring your fork down and deadpan at her.

she swallows her food and smiles at you, "not at all."

"then what's something that we could do to get under his skin?"

she sets her food down onto the coffee table and puts her hand under her chin.

"OH! I GOT IT!"

"i'm listening." you lean towards her.

"he has this volleyball that he uses to practice ALL the time.. it's the bright pink one he brings to practice."

you nod, signaling for her to continue.

"he calls it his 'lucky' ball.. i say we pop it."

you sit on the couch with your mouth hanging slightly, shocked that such a sweet girl would mention this.

"yes." is all you say before putting a fork full into your mouth.

"i can do it tomorrow right before practice when he asks me to clean it."

"he what-?"

"i hate that ball with a passion do popping it will help both of us. he makes me wipe it off before each practice." you explain.

"that's why it's so clean-"

"all thanks to yours truly." you grumble.

"ok so we're popping it tomorrow before practice?"

"yep!"

"imma text him." you pull out your phone and go to the messaging app.

"what's his number again?"

"it's 81-222-2222"

"kk."

you type the number into the app and decide to use your random fact knowledge to your advantage.

—

81-222-2223

did you know that if you flick your nipple, it will get hard after 7 seconds

no.

who the fuck is this?

did you know that if you respond to this number even once, you will be supplied with a life time of fun facts that ARE extremely fun 🤩

what the fuck.

who is this?
you tried it didn't you?

i-

no why would i?

did you know that if you electrocute someone while holding the body under water, it will leave no burn marks on the body

.

is that an a slap on titan reference..?

—

"daishous an otaku?" you ask the brunette.

"no, he only cares about volleyball?"

"did i put the right number in?" you think aloud, checking the number.

"DAMN IT. i accidentally put a three at the end."

"so you're harassing some rando?"

"i guess so."