Little pizza face y/n joins a waffle house... however things take a massive turn when she finds out she will be working with the one and only fei fei porter.
It was your first day working at waffle house. You were so so nervous that you developed some breakouts all over your T zone. Your boss was a little odd, you almost contemplated accepting to the job. He had a big forehead and a fucked hairline but oh well. You noticed that there were only two other people you'd be working with. You couldn't quite remember their names but you noticed that one was tall, blonde and looked like he stinks like Swiss cheese. The other one was so short. So So short. He probably likes it when goth girls degrade him just so he can feel something. Apparently he likes torture? Beside the point, spotted red Y/N was nervy poo.
Y/N POV I could've shat my pants because of how nervous i was. This is my first job experience. "How did my boss even even find me?" I thought to myself. Oh right... I saw him at the dermatologist, he was getting some medication for that flakey ass scalp, I shouldn't talk, have you seen my bulging pustules? hell it looks like gushers. I pulled up to the Waffle House in the first parking spot, i didn't see any cars which was odd because i was right on time. I grabbed my purse and headed inside. I was greated by an angry midget. "Who are you" he said with a cold tone. "i-i'm y/n", who are you?". "Can you not read?" he pointed to his name tag and rolled his eyes. He walked over to the kitchen. I peer over and see my big boss man staring at me. " Hello y/n". "hello sir, oh m gee time no see, I see that scalp of yours is looking much more hydrated". You let out a laugh.. more like a snort. "Such a pig y/n" you thought to yourself. Big boss man stared at you with an evil glare
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He walked away with no signs of emotion. You see the blondie walk up to you "New chick huh? damn wish she was hot". You were taken back, but bounced back because she was a confident lil pizza.
You walk over to the stove where you were instructed to make over hard eggs. That's weird considering you ay Waffle house but you did as you were told. You notice that mr feitan was too short to reach the controls. "Do you need help with that?" he let out a hard "tsk" and pulled out a step stool. You wanted to laugh but he was so smol and kawaii you blushed. You were so flustered so you grabbed a hold to your chains around you neck and started to shift the pendent along the chain. Unfortunately the pendant caught on to one of her white heads caught on to it, the skin layer of flesh ripped open spurring out puss all over fei fei. He oddly liked it since you were so attractive to him. He felt distracted by your beauty and tried to continue to work but the thought kept flowing through his mind. After a few minutes of cooking the eggies, his stance started to loose balance, he toppled over backwards onto little y/n. The fall was so fast and all of a sudden he crushed her tracheae. Her eyes widened as she comprehended what the flying frick just happened. He pimple juices has exploded on his pale sculpted face. All of a sudden big boss man walks in "get out". You pushed feitan off of you as you ran out of the store. Blondie looked at you in fear with curious eyes. She ran towards her car and literally did a massive u turn out of the parking lot. She was pulling a u turn. Boss man expected feitan to ignore what happened and continue working, however he did the opposite.
He scurried out of the place as fast as his lil legs could go. He turned the ignition on and plugged in the aux. He needed to let some emotion out. After a few minutes he found the perfect song. "Shape of you" by ed sheeran. he blasted out of the parking lot as the song blasted in the back. He wouldn't give up on her, she was the one, in his heart and his mind.
Btw this is just a joke me n my friend made it at like 2 am pls don't take it seriously i literally have acne myself😹
