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shinhye: so turns out the 'bad vibes' i've been feeling lately are actually 'severe psychological distress'
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keeho: chillax! shinhye: that's not even a fucking word keeho: sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most
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jongseob: i made a marshmallow shinhye, see? her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. do you like it? shinhye, choking up: it's okay
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shinhye: i'm not wearing glasses anymore. i've seen enough
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shinhye: hey jiung did you eat all the donuts? jiung: no shinhye: then what's that white powder on your pants jiung, panicking: cocaine
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keeho: why does soul have a knife?? he's 15! shinhye: he felt unsafe keeho: well now i feel unsafe! shinhye: shinhye: would you like a knife?
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shinhye: do you wanna know how i actually hurt my wrist? intak: yes shinhye: i was hula hooping. i attend a class for fitness and for fun. intak: oh, my god shinhye: i've mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. intak: why are you telling me this? shinhye: because no one will ever believe you. intak: you sick son of a bitch
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shinhye, entering her apartment: hello, people who do not live here keeho: hey jiung: hi theo: hello. shinhye: i gave you the key for emergencies! soul: sorry jongseob: we were out of doritos
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theo: i made you a friendship bracelet shinhye: i'm not really a jewellery person theo: you don't have to wear it shinhye: no, i'm gonna wear it forever, back off
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shinhye, sighing: you want to hug me, don't you keeho: i kinda do shinhye: fine, four to five seconds keeho: FOURTY-FIVE SECONDS? shinhye: nO
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keeho: tell soul about the birds and the bees shinhye: they're disappearing at an alarming rate
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shinhye: *trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? jiung: bold of you to assume i was born at all theo : i personally was created in a lab keeho: i just straight up spawned lol
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shinhye: this is such a bad idea jiung: then why are you coming along? shinhye: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
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keeho: you ever wanna talk about your emotions, shinhye? shinhye: no intak: i do keeho: i know, intak intak: i'm sad keeho: i know, intak
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shinhye: i hate you jiung: well, according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue
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shinhye, holding bbang under her arm: just know that you have disappointed both of us
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shinhye: i don't care what anyone says shinhye: there's no follow up statement, i just don't care what anyone says.
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