ParaSmall: Conclusion: At one point i'll want to throw you into a pit of full lava XD
ParaSmall: I think the rule is not to talk oh-
xQritt: What the- we haven't even started and you broke the rules wtf
ParaSmall: YAY! :D I don't even wear a mask in the store hmh
xQritt: lol same
ParaSmall: I regret saying that because now Karen (s) will come after me .-.
xQritt: It's too late for me...
ParaSmall: OH COOL!
xQritt: IKR!
ParaSmall: 😃😃😃😃😃
xQritt: Ok first question lol
What does ParaSmall mean?
ParaSmall: ParaNorman + SmallFandom = ParaSmall
xQritt: Oh cool! It means subscribe to xQritt?
ParaSmall: Not exactly but ok
xQritt: I can see you're trying your hardest to not get annoyed
ParaSmall: Oh,, no I'm choking on my water bottle right now-- 🤡👀
(I'm so freaking good at this 😏)
xQritt: uh- ok LANGUAGE WTF
ParaSmall: Hehe Fnck means Something else :D 😃 I am just gonna play snap cup all day and do my best to not be annoyed 👁👄👁
xQritt: Oh cool! Anyways! Next question!
Is cereal technically soup?
ParaSmall: Uh,, yeah...!
xQritt: Ok sick!
ParaSmall: Tbh it pretty much is-
xQritt: Next question!
What is your favorite thing about *Drumroll please!*
ParaSmall: *quiet drumming*
xQritt: Full house! ( or fuller idc )
ParaSmall: EW NO--! I LOVE MY OLD SHOWS BUT FULL HOUSE IS CRAP!! IT'S NOT "FUNNY" IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP, A RIP OFF OF FAMILY MATTERS I FREAKING HATE FULL HOUSE! THE HUMOR IS DRY AND THE PILOT HAD AN UNCLE KISSING HIS PIECE OF CRAP GIRLFRIEND-
xQritt: LANGUAGE!
Well, I accomplished my goal!
ParaSmall: Conclusion: We must make this book mature xD
xQritt: agreed-
ParaSmall: 😏
xQritt: Next Question!!
Why so s u s ( I can't keep a straight face anymore wtf- )
ParaSmall: *blink blink blink
Sus of what... ????????
xQritt: EVeRyThING
ParaSmall: Oh I'm depressed and I almost cussed in front of my parents yesterday
xQritt: I was not expecting that what the heck.
ParaSmall: Okay next question XD
Also: I think there should be an episode where people try and annoy xQritt 🤡🤡🤡
xQritt: Yes that is coming soon!
ParaSmall: :O *Elle Woods Voice* Omigosh GREAT!!
xQritt: wow. Anyways!
How many votes for a hair reveal lol
ParaSmall: Fnck no,,, I got a haircut... It's too awesome to be shown-- And I don't like it when my aunt curls my hair it's so girly I need mental health,,, 🤡
xQritt: I was talking abou- ok I guess lol
ParaSmall: weee ok 🤡
xQritt: I don't have any more questions
ParaSmall: Aw dadburnit I didn't even get annoyed-
xQritt: "EW NO--! I LOVE MY OLD SHOWS BUT FULL HOUSE IS SH!T!! IT'S NOT "FUNNY" IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP, A RIP OFF OF FAMILY MATTERS I FNCKING HATE FULL HOUSE! THE HUMOR IS DRY AND THE PILOT HAD AN UNCLE KISSING HIS PIECE OF SH!T GIRLFRIEND- "
ParaSmall: Well it is a piece of crap show! What did you expect?
xQritt: That reaction :D
ParaSmall:
Important Stuff:
-IT is a piece of crap! Full house sucks 🤡 ( → xQritt Agrees lol )
xQritt: Sooooo Next we will interview Panda ( for real this time)
ParaSmall:
So who is Panda again- xD
xQritt: And gone!
Goodbye!
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Wattpad xQritt: Why was ParaSmall so hard to annoy smh
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Interviewin' With xQritt
HumorSo I interviewed ParaSmall! this was way harder than annoying H3r0br1n what- hair reveal not coming soon lol sorry the cover looks a bit blurry canva is stupid smh
