garfield x jon arbuckle: a love story

chapter four: odie gets freaky

jon: what are YOU doing here???????

nurse liz aka dr skany whore cat murderer: im your nurse you loser. you're fucking your cat now jon?

jon: it's more than that you whore, we're in love. and you ruined it because you're jealous.

nurse liz: jealous? of a cat? you're out of your mind jon, i can't believe i ever loved you.

jon and liz were so busy fighting that they forgot garfield was literally dying. all of a sudden, a loud beeping sound came from the machines garfield was hooked up to. they looked over and realized his heart monitor was flatlining!!!!

odie: 😰😰😱😱😢😢

jon: GARFIELD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LIZ HELP HIM!!!!!!

nurse liz: ugh why should i?

jon: it's your job!!!! i'll tell the doctor you let your patient die. you'll get fired and they'll revoke your license to practice medicine!!!!

nurse liz: ugh fine. but im not doing this for you, jon.

odie: 😒

nurse liz takes out her defibrillator paddles and places them on garfields chest. a huge burst of electricity travels through garfields body, and he immediately comes back to life. nurse liz continues to shock him with the paddles.

jon: that's enough!!! he's alive!!!

nurse liz: ugh fine im done.. im leaving you losers alone.

garfield: omg im alive. urgh... i feel so weird. what happened?

jon: garfield! thank god!! you're alive, i was so worried. i'm so sorry for what i said, i take it all back. i love you so much!!!!

jon wraps his arms around garfield and kisses him. garfield pulls away, disgusted and confused.

garfield: what the hell, jon? get off of me.

jon: b-but garfield.... i thought you loved me.

garfield: what are you talking about? i never loved you.. i don't remember anything. ugh, i don't feel good.

jon: garfield, no!!! w-we're in love!!! i love you!!!!! please, remember!!! oh, this is all my fault. if i never said those things you wouldn't have run out into the street and got hit. i'm so sorry.

garfield: umm i don't care about that, i'm hungry though. i could go for a lasagna and a cat nap.

jon: i-i can believe this... wait, where's odie? he was just here...

garfield: i don't care, i'm going to sleep.

jon leaves the room to look for odie. he searches the hall but still can't find him. he opens the janitors closet, and sees NURSE LIZ AND ODIE GOING AT IT!!!!!!!!

odie: 😳😳🤭🤭😉😉😙😙😝😝

nurse liz: omg jon your perv what are you doing here!!!!???

jon: OMG!!!!! ODIE!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!

nurse liz: odie is a better man than you could ever be, jon. stop being a gross pervy loser and leave us alone.

jon closed the door sadly and began to cry. he lost two lovers that day, and his best friend. he began to question if live was even worth living at this point. he was alone with no idea what to do next.