Despacito

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You and Michael went out on a date at the nearby beach. You love Michael but he was a dick to you. Yet you didn't question it. Till Mr.worldwide showed up at your job in a adult shop. It was awkward at first I mean he was buying XL condoms but you hit it off and he ended up giving you his number.

(Y/N POV)
"Baby can we go on a date today?" "No I told you I'm busy go to work or something just stop being annoying." You were sad I mean why was your boyfriend such a fucking bitch. You secretly flip him off and go to your shared bedroom and you jump out the window. Landing with a oof. "Fuck it feels like I broke my legs!" You put music on your phone and started vibing. Sometimes singing a few words as you went to the local male strip club. You enter and sat down and ordered a drink.

(Michael POV)
I sigh remembering I haven't dumped this dumb bitch. After telling them to fuck off I grab my car keys driving really fast down the highway as if I was in GTA. "Oh shit!!" I yelled crashing into somebody. I stay still in the drivers seat before panicking and checking if the persons okay. "Hey are you okay." I hear no response I quickly pull my wallet out and give them 2K for the funeral expenses as I rush to my car. I quickly reversed and drove off.
'Man I'm fucked.' I thought. I tried calling Y/n but they won't pick up. 'Fuck.They're probably at the strip club ugh I told them to stop going.' I furiously drive there. "I swearing I'm going to kill them." I mumbled not wanting to be heard by the bouncer.

(Y/N POV)
I'm currently getting a lap dance from this hot dude he's bald and is called 'the pitbull' man this is great. I give him 100 in tips and I leave saying bye to the bouncer he says bye back and I walk to the nearest playground to bully the kids there till I get to throw hands with the parents I mean it's fun but now my lip is busted open and bleeding. So is the skin under my eye. I quickly pull out a switch blade shanking the parent and kicking them then running to my boyfriend's house trying to see through all the blood. "Shit I don't have my keys!" I run to 7/11 and buy some rubbing alcohol and cotton balls and cotton swabs. I run into the wc looking myself in the mirror wondering why I'm such a fucking weirdo.