I know I said I was gonna upload soon but an idea came to my head so I finished this oneshot a lot quicker than I thought. Enjoy!😌
Kageyama- hurry up Sakusa we're gonna be late!
Sakusa- but I don't like how I look in this.
Kageyama- baby what are you talking about?! I like your bikini it makes you look so nice!
Sakusa- ugh I'm putting on a cover up then we can go.
Kageyama- okay whatever makes you comfortable.
Sakusa- okay let's go.
At the beach
Astumu- OMI COME ON TAKE OFF YOUR COVERUP AND LETS GO SWIMMING-
Sakusa- no.
Astumu-whyyy?!
Terushima- omg Bokuto that asss have you been squatting?!
Bokuto- nope all natural 😏
Daichi- why did I even say yes to coming...
Kuroo- okay bo let's go swimming
Bokuto- someone jealous?
Kuroo- I'm going by myself then!
Bokuto- what noo wait for me!
Konoha-keiji you look great don't worry
Akaashi- I'm going to lay down
Konoha- 😃
Lev- we finally made it hey guys!
Kenma- I'm leaving-
Lev- NO
Kenji- HELP IM DROWNING!
Terushima- y'all hear sum?
Akagi- nope not a thing
Kenji- YOU BITCHES
oikawa- ATSUMU STOP SUCKING SAKUSA DICK AND HELP ME PUT ON SUNSCREEN!
Astumu- but we're girls...?
Oikawa- .....
Tanaka- last one in is a rotten egg!
Noya- no fair I was talking to yaku!
Yaku- PLEASE DONT HURT YOURSELF-
Noya- *falls and eats a mouth full of sand*
Yaku- OMG
Ennoshita- I don't have enough time for this.
Hanamaki- say cheese!
Matsukawa- chees- *gets hit with a volleyball*
Hinata- MY BAD!
Suna- *fliming*
Tsukishima- I'm gonna go lay down-
Suna- oh no you don't
Tsukishima- put me down!
Suna- not in a million years
Suna- *throws tsukishima in ocean*
Tsukishima- I'm gonna kill you!
Suna- oh shit *starts to run*
Tsukishima- *chases after her
Kuroo- HEY BOKUTO WATCH FOR THE WAV-
Bokuto- *gets knocked over by the wave*
Kuroo- ...wave
Lev- come on let's go swim!
Kenma- no.
Lev-😔
Suga- watch where your going!
Tendou- huh? *runs into volleyball pole*
Suga- laughs
Tendou- HEY!
Semi- I'm gonna go swim with- KENJI'S DEAD
Ushijima- do you want me to call 911?
Semi- HOW ARE YOU SO CALM?!
Iwaizumi- I swear oikawa you better put me down right now before I break both of your legs!
Oikawa- slowly puts oikawa down
Iwaizumi- yea- oh shit
Kyōtani- don't touch her ever again!
Oikawa- AHHHHHH ASTUMU HELP ME!
Astumu- did you say go swimming okay!
Oikawa- OH WOW REAL NIC- *gets tackled by kyōtani*
Goshiki- Hinata the ball!
Hinata- I got- *receives with head*
Hinata- ....it
Kageyama- BOKE HINATA BOKE!
Osumu- *takes off cover up
Yamaguchi- *blushes
Tsukishima- you guys are literally in a relationship you guys see each other naked all the tim-
Yamaguchi- *very red now* OMG shut up!
Ginjima- AKAGI DONT GO THAT DEEP IF YOU DROWN SO HELP ME-
Akagi- TO LATE I CANT REACH ANYMORE
Ginjima- OMG
Aone- *bumps into asahi* I'm sorry
Asahi- no I'm sorry
Aone- no I'm sorry
Asahi- no I'm sorry it was my fault I was in the way!
Aone- no I wasn't watching were I was going!
Kenji, koganegawa and terushima watching from the sidelines
Kenji- he can talk?!
Koganegawa- I know righ- ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?!
Kenji- I PASSED OUT BUT YOU GUYS ARE REAL BITCHES FOR LEAVING ME OUT THERE!
Terushima- run!
Koganegawa- but I didn't do anything!
Kenji- BUT YOU WERE STILL ON LAND WHILE I WAS DROWNING WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED!
Koganegawa- *starts to run*
Kenji- OH NO YALL DON'T
Random stranger- are you single hottie?
Kuroo- um n-
Bokuto- no she's not single now fucking leave.
Random stranger- but your just another girl-
Bokuto- *punches stranger*
Kuroo- holy shit I think you knocked him out!
Bokuto- good now let's go I'm not trying to get arrested!
Kuroo- good idea
Semi- *see random stranger on the ground* WHY IS EVERYONE DROPPING LIKE FLIES?!
Ushijima- he's still breathing
Semi- *flinches* where did you even come from!
Ushijima- well a women and a man get together-
Semi- NEVERMIND!
Narita- did you get that all on film?
Kinoshita- hell yeah I did! We are so gonna go viral on YouTube!
