The girl who is scared/ loved the sea

Insult session

When I came back to school the free lesson was over and now it was the last lesson of the day.....finally!!! It was a German lesson and I was so bored it wasn't even describe able so I was praying to God there be a fire drill or something to faze me out of this boredom. As if in answer to my prayers a girl entered the classed and whispered something in teachers ear and the teacher nodded, just then I realised she was the girl from the morning, the one who was reading the announcements. she stood in front of the class and with her bored robotic voice
"Emily, ivory,Vanessa,Mia, you are to play in the soccer game tomorrow, you were chosen by Angela the head cheerleader. thank you" she said and headed straight outside letting me continue what I was doing before ......yep! I was so so so busy....getting bored...but what was bothering me the most is why did Angela choose me to play the soccer game, everybody believes I don't know how to play soccer, which is absolutely wrong excuse you.....I play soccer as good as how ugly Angela is and that bro is hell of a lot! Anyways God decided that I have been punished enough for all the sins I did in my life so he released me and the damn bell rung, I went to my locker to get the books I need for homework....but when I reached there imagine how surprised (sarcasm) I was to find Angela standing there happily(sarcasm again) that I would confuse her with a zombie carrying a chainsaw, we all know how they look like.
"Hello" I said in the best British accent I could master but we all know how lucky I am(sarcasm)......just use you imagination to know how that sounded like, even if you don't have a quit big imagination you will still imagine how that sounded like.

"Cheerful much?, If I were you, I would be panicking knowingly you will have to play soccer"she said smirking like she just signed a contract with satan to enter every living thing in hell.

"You are talking about it as if I am a six year old about to enter a fight with the rock" I told her trying my best to sound serious but sometimes I just feel like luck LOVES slapping me hard in the face so I chuckled.

"Well a hippo, which is over weight and is pregnant is not really a pro in soccer you know" she says smirking not knowing that I have a six pack.

"If that definition was about me then it's either that you look at your reflection and define yourself or the size of your hills are higher that your IQ, but personally I think it's both" I told her letting her smirk drop like gravity increased 10 times more.

"You bitch, how dare you say that am a hippo" she either yelled or it was a call to the death to rise, I really can't differentiate, I mean the voice is like a squirrel that inhaled a full packet of balloons full of helium....just saying.

"Now now, if am a bitch then you are a puppy seeing you are much lower than me oh and try another school for controlling anger issues your face is so red I can fry something on it faster than I can fry it on a boiling volcano" I told her giving her the overly sweet face.

"At least I don't as ugly as you do!" She said or maybe screamed I really have no idea the chicks voice is ever so high that if I had a remote for her I would probably mute her for ever.

"Ohh thanks, of course you don't look as ugly as I do! That's because you are worse." I told her still smiling overly sweetly that maybe if someone smiled at me that way I would puke there and then.

"We shall see in the match when all that pride of yours Is crashed" she said now only milliseconds from erupting.

"If my pride 'will' be crashed as you say, I will still have something that you didn't, don't and won't have and that is a brain. Sometimes I look at you and I see that some people don't need a brain to survive" I told her laughing a little will worming up my legs you will know why In a second just wait.

"Oh and Angela can I borrow your face? I have no Halloween costume for this year." I added will laughing more now then I heard a scream and took that as a sign to run, you see when you are in a race and they shoot with the gun as a sign to run? Yep that's how it happened and that is why I was worming up my legs.

I reached my jeep pulled out the keys but they dropped on the floor, I bent to pick them up then I looked at Angela running towards me I opened the door quickly and I shoved my self in then by bag got stuck in the door so I had to open the door again, I removed my bag then closed the door by this time Angela was like 2 metres away, but thank God she was wearing high hills, she was still fast though, I quickly started the car and drove away with 100/hr speed,

I went straight to the ocean where I normally go, I parked my car not really far I wanted to walk today. so I stopped the car and went down the I started to walk but then there was a rock on the way so I tried to jump it but guess what?? No you guessed wrong!! I fell, what? That's what you guessed? Pssh you think I care, you are still wrong! Anyway my elbow was wounded so I had to clean it, and luckily I was beside the ocean which means I can clean it, but does that mean I have to go close to the water? Okay I will be fast and I will not go to near! To reduce my nervousness I took the gum I had in my pocket and I started chewing quickly, then I hesitantly went there. I was close enough I could touch the water so I took a little in my hand then started to clean my elbow, I felt tingling on my elbow, I started doing weird poses of stretching my hand to look at my elbow, what? Am not that flexible okay? After hell of struggling I put my hand in an angle I could see my elbow but not entirely then I saw the wound wasn't there anymore, it's like I never fell or anything. what the hay just happened???