BSD X READER (inumaki Fem Reader X Bungo Stray Dogs)

"CHAPTER 1: Salmon?"

Y/N POV:

Walking in the streets with kunikida and dazai is both a blessing and a curse, I mean these two never really had a normal conversation. Well at least you, today's walk to the agency is silent, dazai being the... dazai he is, then you have kunikida here in his usual walk. 

(just imagine this is the three of you walking you in the center and atsushi as dazai.)

Having a speech ability is both a blessing and not. I mean who else are there among the Y/N'S are happy not be talking here and there? 

                                        ( ok  I just broke it 🙂)

" Y/n, we need to move faster to catch up with the schedule, we are already BEHIND because of SOMEONE."

kunikida who shouted the words behind and someone, I just smiled at him and picked my pace while glancing at dazai. Which to my surprise, he was not there, but. Admiring the lake. Sort of. I think? 

"salmon?"

I tugged kinikida's biege vest making him stop and look at me then at dazai who is eyeing the river. Kunikida sighed and pushed his glasses up.

"Dazai, y/n is worried about-"
SPLASH!

Oh no! Not again. "Where did he go?"

I frantically searched for dazai, he loves to find ways to kill himself. And I don't want that. while kunikida just facepalms and rubbed his temples.

"DAZAI YOU BASTARD WHERE ARE YOU!"

I'm a women inside a childs body for God's sake, I need to find that bitch and beat the shit out of him. while looking for the suicide deprived moron. Kunikida began typing dazai's number while mumbling something about "schedule" and "suicidal maniac" I began to run to different directions and the thought occurred to me that we are in the bridge. 

"he probably jumped."

I stand to the spot where he stood and lucky me did I really saw a feet that likely belongs to dazai. I run towards kunikida and frantically pulled the ends of his vest while sniffling.

" Mustard *sniff* leaf"

And I pointed to the flowing river he looked at me and ruffled my hair then leaned on the bridge.

 "That suicide maniac better apologize for ruining my schedule, lets go y/n."

We then ran and follow the river flow, it was getting dark and I'm pretty worried about dazai, I just hope he'll be in one piece once we find him.

"I just hope he's alive by the time we come."

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU Y/N DOING THE NARUTO RUN~

"whew that hurt my legs."

As we arrived to where, dazai. who is now standing, while talking to a boy who seemed to be the one who rescued him. It wasn't long before dazai noticed us and waved at now a fuming kunikida.

"Nice work, kunikida-kun."

Was his words, I was very happy seeing him complete and well....alive. 

"I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOU DISRUPTING MY SCHEDULE,"

Eyeing the two made me smile. I thank my dark high collar zipped up jacket to hide my lips well it's because I have the "snake and fangs" seal on both of my cheeks and tongue. I hate it because children are scared and they don't approach me anymore because I look creepy.

"Very well, let's have kunikida-kun treat you to thirty bowls!"

Dazai's shouting brought me back to the situation. I giggled and that seemed to get his attention he waved at me and began to run towards the opposite side via bridge, once he arrive to us I quickly hugged Dazai and hummed contently on his chest.

"Eh, y/n-chan were you worried about be?"

He asked while holding me close, I could feel kunikida's eyes on us.

"You bastard you made her worried."

Kunikida said with his hands on his pockets, I hummed and took a glance at dazai who is now dot eyed and looking at me with flowers on the background.

                                "really! Y/N Chan you were worried!" 

 (just imagine him like that)

I nodded my head and give him a closed eyed smile he then pinched my cheeks making me rub and palm them both. 

"he'll tear my cheeks apart if this continues."

My thought were interrupted by none other than the fuming kunikida.

"Come on let's go, my schedule is a mess as it is already."

I then let go of dazai and walked towards kunikida while tugging his vest.

( Wassup! itzzz mehh your Author-chan hahahha so the story really sucked my braincells, anygays I hope.. No DEMAND to like my story! don't forget to comment. heher bye see yah later😃)