Who's your cook? || Spongebob X Emoji lady Enemies to Lovers, slow burn||

CHAPTER 1 LATE FOR WORK

[3rd person pov]

-HOOOOOOOONK-  spongebobs alarm goes off somehow not waking him up.
Gary wakes up and slithers downstairs to go see if spongebob will be down there to fill up his empty bowl.
Gary waits around 17 minutes keeping an eye on his rolex wrist watch, despite the fact that he doesnt have wrists
and snails have no concept of time.
Gary realizes that spongebob will not be waking up anytime soon, considering he stayed up all night watching "the sports channel."

Gary has a flashback to seeing that split second of coral on the screen *shivers*

Gary slithers back upstairs and lays ontop of sponegbob and starts meowing and jumping on him non-stop
until spongebob is forced to get up.

Spongebob looks at the clock.

"OH MAN I'M LATE FOR WORK!!" Spongebob says jumping off his bed landing perfectly into his shirt and pants, which
he sews together each pair every night, just for these occasions.

[Spongebobs' pov]

I run downstairs after putting on my clothes, I notice Gary keeps meowing at me. I look at his food bowl and notice
it is empty. I cannot be any more late to work than I am right now so I call my bestfriend with benefits, Patrick.

"Hey Patrick, buddy ol' pal!"

"Uhhh, hey Spongebob!"

"Do you mind feeding Gary in a few minutes, I'm late for work and left my house already.
I left my keys at you door."

"Uh sure thing Spongebob, but you'll have to pay me later, wink wink."

"Yeah yeah, later. Gotta go now Patrick bye."

I hung up my phone arriving at the Krusty Krab, out of breath from running so fast while talking. I notice something while looking inside
the windows...they're eating Krabby Patties? But, but how?!?! I haven't made any today and no one is throwing up which means they're
not the left over ones from yesterday...Maybe Squidward is making them for me again.
I glance into the windows of the Krusty Krab and see...Squidward right at the cash register.
Seeing Squidward there makes my mind dance in confusion, spinning. I suppose I should check in now and see who is making
the food right now.

"ARRG ARRG ARRG" Mr.Krabs laughs.
"Spongebob what took you so long? Why weren't you on time, don't make me cut your pay."

I reply "Sorry Mr.Krabs my alarm didn't wake me up today."

I see Squidward look over at me and say "How doesn't that alarm wake you up? I hear it from my house! It's what wakes me up
in the morning before MY alarm goes off, I need my beauty sleep but your alarm wakes me up each and every morning!"

"Heheh, sorry Squidward but you should be on time too!" I say. Squidward gives me a nasty look and turns around to greet another
customer.

"Hey Mr.Krabs who's been making the Krabby Patties all morning?" I say.

"Spongebob...I don't know how to tell you this but...we hired a second fry cook."

"YOU WHAT?!?!" I reply quickly snapping my neck, all confuzzled and bamboozled and WHAT THE HECK WHO IS THIS PERSON?
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THEIR PATTIES SO MUCH? ARE THEY AS GOOD OR *gasp* COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE BETTER AT MAKING PATTIES
THAN ME?????? I quickly run to the kitchen and see a woman wearing a purple shirt standing at a second grill. I watch her making the patties, her flipping is very well done...too well...almost like mine. I watch her hands as she asembles the patty. The grill heated exactly at 298 F...Perfect assembly
order, bun mayo, patty, lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and a bun to top it off. It's...perfect.

"Uhm, sir you can't be in the kitchen this is employes only." The lady says.

"Uhm, excuse you, I am an employee, my name is Spongebob. The only one who should be here." I say rudely, very much making it obvious that
I do not like her being here.

"Yikes sorry dude, I just saw that they were hiring and took the job since I'm new in town." The woman says.

"So what is your name, lady?" I say.

"My name is emoji lady, but you can just call me El ." The lady says.

[💁‍♀️Emoji Lady (El)'s POV]

Jeez, I wonder, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed I guess. I don't get why this guy is so moody. What's his name again?
Bob? Bob? No that's not it...I think his name is Danny? Should I call him Dan for short? Never mind, I should keep making these patties.
The costomers seem to love them so much. Hopefully me and Dan's little fued won't affect anything.

"SPONGEBOOOOOB"

I hear Mr. Krabs call out someones name and quickly put a pep in my step and run out of the kitchen. I see him yelling at Dan.
Who is Spongebob? I see Dan balling his eyes out, I feel bad for him. I decide to listen in on Dan and Mr. Krabs's conversation.
I hear that Dan has been crying in the food? That's really gross and dirty...Maybe we should call him Dirty Dan. Yeah, his new name
is Dirty Dan.
Wait a second...this guy isn't Dan, OHHHHH HIS NAME IS SPONEGBOB! Mystery Solved to who Spongebob is! But...who's Dan..?

[Mr.Krabs POV]

"Spongebob me boy, you gotta stop crying in the customers food, okay? I know you are sad but your depriving me of my money
and my costomers happiness. When they aren't happy they don't want to go back to the Krusty Krab because they had a bad time
with even worse salty food, boy."

"My patty tastes like sadness" A customer cries out.

Aye Aye Aye I really hope we don't lose any customers after today. Maybe I should just let the boy go home for today so he can
think about how he can get over his feelings to help dear ol' Krabs get some more money in his pocket.

"Lad I think I'm going to send you home. Just for today though so you can...sort through all your emotions I suppose?"

"N-no I'm fINE." Spongebob says failing to hold back his tears, his face looking all soggy and gross. Eh..maybe we should put some
tissues back there for him...better yet, towels.

[Spongebob's POV]

I sadly walk back into the kitchen with a box of tissues in my hand wiping my eyes over and over. It's hard to see through your tears...
Of course the first thing I see when I get back in the kitchen is El. I despise her so much. I wish she never chose to work here.
Why does everyone seem to like her patties so much more than mine? It's not fair, I was supposed to be the only good cook here.

"El ..."

"Yes, Spongebob?" El says.

"From here on out you are my greatest enemy to walk the ocean floor! Ya hear that? We are enemies!"

AND THAT'S THE END OF CHAPTER 1 OF EMOJI LADY X SPONGEBOB!!
I THINK IT IS PRETTY GOOD SO FAR!
SPONGEBOB REALLY HATES EL'S GUTS RN
EL HAS NO FUCKIN' CLUE WHY HE'S SO MAD
THANK YOU FOR READING!
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I WANNA GIVE PROPER CREDS TO MY FRIEND CHIEF FOR HIS IDEA >:)