"bro where tf is my hair"
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it was a cold summer day, Febuary 54th to be exact. the spray bottle hashira was sound asleep (lmao he currently had hair) until he farted a little too loud...
"AEEEUGH WHERE IS MY HAIR"
he jolted up calmly as he screamed and cried. monkey had been growing his hair for so long, and now it was gona because the sound waves of his ripper fart blew it away...
"RRRRRAAAA- ew wtf" sanemi barged in muichiro's cave in the middle of the beach.
"why are u bald now ugly ass?" sanemi questioned "my ripper fart blew off my hair" muichiro answered. "well you look hideous" sanemi stated as he flew to new york. "well shit ig i gotta kill some demons" muichiro said violently to himself.
tbc lol
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Hairless Muichiro x Hairy Reader 🥰🥰🥰
Humoryou look like a fuckin h/c gorilla, and muichiro looks like a fuckin hairless gorilla and so yall are a match made in hell 🥰 now read it, dipshits. cover isnt mine but the chapter pics are 👾
