"donate hair and I'll eat your ass"
muichiro was begging a random ass demon (you 🤪) for some hair. you shat on his pretty bald head and said "if you want some then follow me into my white van" "ok papi/babagrill" he said violently. you were 3 seconds old and didn't know how to drive so you were crashing everywhere lolol.
when you somehow arrived, muichiro rolled out the van to the door of the totally not scary or suspicious basement 👽👻👹👺💀 "AEEUGH" he screamed as the shart from earlier went into his eyes. "hush my bababoy 🥰" you said violently as he went blind cutely. 'h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hot' you thought cutely. you carried muichiro on your toe and ran as fast as you could in slow motion (it was very attractive but he went blind so obv he couldn't see that smartass).
ill do chapter 3 later cause i have to go text an ugly baka
YOU ARE READING
Hairless Muichiro x Hairy Reader 🥰🥰🥰
Humoryou look like a fuckin h/c gorilla, and muichiro looks like a fuckin hairless gorilla and so yall are a match made in hell 🥰 now read it, dipshits. cover isnt mine but the chapter pics are 👾
