Ken, yes that blond Barbie guy, ever since you were a child you had stared at him and only him, Barbie? Who's that? You only knew ken, so it was a dream come true when you got fucking jumped by a 14 year old discord alpha who was mad at you for stealing his kitten and KILLED YOU.
And suddenly, you were in the Barbie show, movie, fucking toy world whatever, you instantly ran to kens house.
"Ken!" You yelled as you saw him on his porch.
"Do you guys know that bitch?" Raquel asked.
"No" Barbie replied.
"OH MY GOD THEY'RE GETTING CLOSE!" Ken yelled, you held out your arms in a 'where's my hug at?' Way as you ran to him.
"You made house security machine guns idiot" Raquel yelled.
"Oh I forgot"
The machine guns popped out and fucking shot you 1007338912290 times, burning you to a crisp on the ground.
"OH THEY WERE UNARMED"
"We're going to jail"
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