The Soot Wedding

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'Go on Wil!' shouted Tommy, 'Propose Already!'

Wilbur walked up to Niki- Legs like jelly, Wondering, hoping she would say yes. 'Niki' Wilbur murmured as he got down on one knee. Beginning to regret this, if she said no, would they even be friends anymore?

'Will you marry me?' Wilbur said. Niki looked down at him with tears in her eyes, 'Yes!' She responded. Relief flooded Wilbur's mind, He stood up and they shared a kiss, they could taste each other's tears.

Fast Forward to today, Wedding preparations are taking place, Niki is buying her dress, The Cake is being cooked by none other than Phil and the rings are being guarded by Sam. It's also the day of Wilbur's Stag-Do! He decided to invite everyone; From his closest friends like Tubbo to his worst enemies like Dream. This is a once in a lifetime moment and he felt as if it had to be shared with everyone. After all, they each played a vital part in his life.

It's time for the Stag-Do to begin! Every male member of the dream SMP are stood at the entrance to Club Eret. Then the owner of the Club, Sunny Rose opened the doors and allowed them all to enter. If you haven't realised already, this is a Strip Club so of course, Sunny Rose was on the pole, while her associate Sapphire was handing out Schlollies- possibly the tastiest food ever invented.

Once Sunny Rose had completed her Pole Dancing Show, she was offering lap dances for just 5 gold ingots, Ranboo seemed interested and paid 20 ingots there and then. After that was over he paid another 2 diamonds for 3 hours in the private room. Sapphire took over the dancing and eret was watching very intensely.

They all arrived back to Snowchester and went to bed.

Another two weeks have passed and it is the day of the wedding, Wilbur wearing his L'Manburg uniform and Niki in a dress, crafted from String and web, embellished with emeralds.

Wilbur stood in front of Quackity the priest, feeling happier than ever before- He was about to marry Niki Nihachu, the love of his life. Almost on cue, he heard footsteps, Niki was being walked down the aisle by Fundy, The flower boys Dream and Techno followed, sprinkling rose petals. Her smile so bright she could start a fire- Yes, another one. She stood beside Wilbur, her soon to be husband.

Quackity's voice rang out over the crater that was once L'Manburg. 'We are gathered her today to celebrate the bringing together of two of our friends, Wil and Niki. Now, before the ceremony officially begins, is there any objections to this marriage?' There was silence, besides the baaing of Dreams sheep friend. 'Okay, well that's a good sign' mumbled Quackity. 'Now we shall begin, Do you Nikita Nihachu take Wilbur Soot to be your lawfully wedded husband?'

'I do' said Niki, her voice as clear as day.

'And do you, Wilbur Soot, take Nikita Nihachu to be your lawfully wedded wife?'

'I do' Wilbur replied.

'You may now kiss the bride!, I hope you have a very licey life'

Now, legend has it that Sunny Rose and Ranboo never came out of that room, or maybe he just outstayed his welcome, Wilbur and Niki Soot have three beautiful children, Tommy included, and some also say Sapphire and Eret have been meeting in secret too! But that's all for another story. 

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