I became underfell papyruses kitten!?

chapter 3

after a few minutes red came back with the human he seemed stiff so I walked over to him and jumped on his shoulders this seemed to calm him down a little and he started talking to the human much more relaxed. 

"quick hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp!" he said dramatically pointing at the lamp looking quite surprised himself it looked so much like the humans structure. 

I only chuckled internally at this finding his and the humans confusion of the convenience quite funny. 

I decided to sit next to the lamp as inconspicuously as possible so I could get rid of the hate trapped in the goest version of charas body I didn't know if it would work considering the drastic change in my body but my magic still seemed intact which was good. once I finished draining all the hate I ran over to edge and red they paused there usual sans and papyrus banter when a human comes so edge could quickly pick me up then he twirled away making me dizzy once we were out of sight he sprinted back home dropping me off on the couch and then sprinting back to his post. I just decided to laze around and sleep something I normally would not do but I had the time now and there was nothing else to do anyways. 

after a few hours of lazing around edge came home all smiles. 

"I'M HOME NIGHTMARE! I AM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE I HAD A TALK WITH ALPHYS SHE GAVE ME QUITE THE USFUL TIPS ON HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOU! THOUGH SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME WHERE SHE LEARNED SUCH USFUL KNOWLEDGE BUT! I THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS RESPECT OTHERS PRIVACY! SHE MUST STILL BE DUBIUS ON MY GREATNESS! I WILL HAVE TO VISIT AGAIN TO SHOW HER HOW GREAT I REALLY AM AND TO LEARN MORE TIPS ON RAISING A CAT! RIGHT NIGHTMARE?" he asked I just meowed which he took as me agreeing which I was he was really growing on me. I had really grown fond of my new family though I still miss my old one I wish they were here but they would not want me living my life sad for losing them and that would be disrespecting there sacrifice I just hope they are happy wherever they are. 

not too long after my inner monologue red came home looking exhausted probably from protecting the human from the sidelines where they can't see him and so other monsters can't see him or at least aren't suspicious which is bound to be exhausting. he picked me up and placed me on his lap and immediately fell asleep. I didn't move or I risked waking him up if I learned anything from my boys sanses were light sleepers. I could hear edge cooking in the kitchen so I moved extremely carefully as to not wake up red and went to see what edge was cooking. 

to my surprise he wasn't cooking spaghetti or lasagna it was pizza and he seemed to know what he was doing spinning the dough in a circle in the air and everything he put the sauce on the dough with expert ease he was working so fast I didn't even see him putting the cheese on there once that was done he looked at the other ingredients supposedly deciding what to put on the pizza but ended up deciding on regular cheese pizza with no toppings and put the pizza in the oven looking satisfied. he looked over to me and seemed to be able to tell just by looking at me that I was amazed. 

"NYEH! NIGHTMARE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WERE YOU WATCHING MY EXPERT PIZZA MAKING SKILLS!? WOWIE! YOU MUST BE A NEW FAN AFTER EXPERIENCING MY EXPERT CULINARY SKILL!" he said looking proud which he should be he was like and expert pizza making chef I saw a few on tv at my mansion once and they were no where near as good as him. he was like the god of pizza it might become my new favorite food. 

for some reason I really loved to listen to edge talk it was a lot better than silence which I grew to hate after I met my boys considering that if there was ever silence in the mansion then that means something bad happened other than that they were almost never silent which I got used to.  

I couldn't help but stare he was nice and considerate like the original papyrus but not innocent like underfell papyrus and for some reason he's starting to make me feel weird but maybe that was just my imagination.