I Need You | (Nikocado Avacado x Orlin Home)

I Could Never Stay Away From You

Nikocado's POV:

I'd just finished filming my newest breakdown. I have so much stress from my 7th divorce with Orlin. Anyways, I'm horny right now. I need Orlin's big cock in my mouth. I start calling Orlin after I'd just divorced him yesterday because McDonald's got my order wrong. I asked for a EXTRA LARGE coke, and these fiddle sticks gave me a LARGE. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph can you not read, JONATHAN? This is all YOUR FAULT, yeah YOU. I'm fat because of you, you stupid subscribber.

3rd Person POV:

Nick starts calling Orlin. His fat fingers misclick and he calls Jasper instead. "Hello? Big daddy Orlin? 😏", said Nick seductively. "No you fat cunt it's Jasper." "Oh Jasper! You #### I ####### why don't you #########!!" Screamed Nick. Nick then hung up on the panda bear dressed man. After 30 misclicks with his fat sausage fingers, he finally got it right! (Hopefully, bozo. 🤣) Orlin's phone starts ringing. He then reads who's calling and it reads "My Fat Ex Husband."

Orlin's POV:

Hmm, My Fat Ex Husband?? I wonder which one. Oh, right! The fat bean bag in a hurry, Nick. I'll only answer because I wanna hear his ugly ass cry as I scream at him for being annoying. I answer. "What do you want, phatty?" The first 5 seconds all I hear is fat person, Darth Vader breathing. He must be out of breath from using his fat little fingers. Then I hear it. His voice. Oh, god. He sounds so... hot? Wait.. no, he's just a fat cow, he's NOT hot. All he said was "You." Me...? He wants me?
B-but he just divorced me.. it's not 
fair, why does he have to be so sexy?
He then says "Come over. Now." God , he's so hot when he's dominant. "O-okay daddy, I'll be right over." I waddle over to the door, and trip. I get back up, leaving almost immediately.

~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip~~~~~~~~~~

Nick's POV:

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, where is that sexy Mr. Potato Head? I wait about 5 minutes longer, then I hear a knock. I know it's Orlin because I can hear the fat on his hands slapping against the door. So sexy. I struggle to get up, but I manage because I'm a skinny queen. I unlock the door and before I can even open it, the door swings open and Orlin smashes his lips onto mine. I stumble back and accidentally make a hole in the wall but we don't break apart. I'll fix that later. We go into my room.

Orlin's POV:

His room still reeks of cheese and rotten sewage, God I've missed that disgusting stench. He pushes me onto the bed and crawls on me. I feel a few ribs break, but that's not important, just his sexy double chin flopping around into my face I just wanna suck on them. "I could never stay away from you, Nick."...

To Be Continued....

A/N: 500 words. I fucking cried laughing while writing this. Lmk if you want part 2.