Pauly's Girl

Family Night In

After the crash rooms, the family went and grabbed food before heading home. Vivian and the girls all rode in one of the vans, agreeing to get the dinner if the boys went and got dessert. Vivian was driving them home when Jenni looked over at her.

Vivian: Yes?

Jenni: So now that it's just us girls, are you guys like fore real wanting another baby?

Snooki: Yeah, like you two make adorable babies but do you want to put your vagina through that?

Vivia: We do. We have talked about trying for a boy for a while now. The two littlest ones are only a year and we want to wait for at least one more before we have any more babies.

Deena: Girl you do know adoption is another idea right?

Vivian: We know, have actually talked about it, but we don't have to finalize it for at least a year. 

Jenni: What are you going to do if you do get pregnant?

Vivian: Then we have another baby. Pauly and I don't really set our plans in stone, we build our life plans so they can be adjusted to anything life throws at us.

Snooki: Awe! Still the cutest fucking couple in the world!

Deena: Right!? Oh my god, you two are so fucking cute!

Vivian: You three are too sweet.

Jenni: Well of course, we love you guys. If you ever need anything let us know.

Vivian: Of course I will.

They pulled up to the house and walked in with the food. When they walked in they spotted the boys with deserts galore spread all over the counter, Vinny was spraying whipped cream into Pauly's mouth, Mike was bitting into a cannoli that oozed out and Ronnie had his finger dipped into a tub of ice cream.

Vivian: BABE! What did you do!?

Pauly: *Swallowing the cream and standing up smiling innocently* Hey baby! We just got desert-like you asked.

Vivian: I meant a cake or something! 

Pauly: In my defense you left me unsupervised.

Jenni: You're 1, 2, 3, 4 grown-ass adults two of which are parents or soon-to-be parents! 

Vinny: Yet you still left us unsupervised!

Vivian rolled her eyes tossing the bag of food to Snooki. She shoved some of the tins to the side and laid down.

Pauly: Yes! Desert body shots! Just like our wedding night all over again!

Vinny: My poor virgin eyes!

Vivian: Please like you don't walk around my house half naked when you visit!

Jenni: VIVIAN! You're supposed to be mother hen!

Vivian: *pulling her hair tie from her hair* Well I'm letting my hair down! Besides, I don't get to do this often!

Ronnie: Girl your stomach looks like a fucking Zebra.

Pauly: How about you shut the fuck up Ron!

Jenni: They are called stretch marks! Every woman gets them, get used to it because your girl's going to have them when she has your kid.

Vivian rolled her eyes then screamed as Vinny put the whipped cream on her body laughing. Vivian laughed and nearly choked when he squirted some in her mouth.

Vinny: Hey that shut her up! The only other thing that can shut her up is Pauly's big fat....MHM!

Snooki shoved a cannoli in Vinny's throat laughing. He looked at her offended before bitting down, it squirtting out causing them all to laugh. Vivian giggled around her full mouth, then gasped as Pauly dipped down and kissed her. Vivian blushed and grabbed his cheek as they did a knock off spider-man kiss.