DogZai Vs Mr. Dildo A not - so heroic fight

DogZai Vs Mr.Dildo

The lonely night streets of Yokohama seem as empty as ever, the light from the dusty lightbulbs of the roads' lighting is just enough for a citizen to make their way home safely. The corners of every road are, as always the darkest parts that the pale light cannot reach. 'But what truly goes on within these corners ?' One could simply ask. To be frank, not even senior citizens know the answer to that but today, things were a bit different than usual.

-"Atsushi !! Atsushi !!" Dazai yelled while making his way towards the white dog with his four muddy paws.
-"Dazai you're back." Atsushi answered to Dazai's calling.
-"Of course I am !!! And I even brought goods from the neighbouring granny !! Shes so nice she gave me every single ingredient from her vintage kitchen."
-"You actually stole all of this ?!" A brown dog with a well done tie and glasses appeared out of a nearby spot and yelled at his sneaky comrade.
-"Kunikida !! Ofcourse I did !! Did you a expect an old lady like her to give me all of this ? In such situations you gotta think. Outsmart your enemies Kuni !!" Despite the crime Dazai had just committed, he sounded incredibly happy.
Kunikida was outraged, ready to take all his anger out on the sly dog.
-"Hey, how about we all calm down and think rationally before making any unnecessary moves ?" Atsushi tried easing the situation but it didnt seem to work.
Kunikida was already teaching Dazai a lesson, this sort of event seemed to happen quite often.

Suddenly the lightbulb of the street went off. Complete darkness surrounded them and silence followed as they all were confused as to why anything like this would occur out of thin nowhere.
Even though they may not look like it, these dogs are more outstanding and unique than others, that is because they are the 'Armed Paw-tective Agency'. With most of the members having an astonishing super - dog power.
-"Formation B !!" Kunikida yelled as all the members followed his orders.
-"What is going on ?" Kenji, one of the members of the agency, wondered.
-"It seems that we are being attacked by some unknown enemy, get ready for battle" Ranpo, the detective, replied while munching on one of his snacks.

Out of nowhere a huge cylinder - shaped object with the ability to talk appeared from the shadows. All of a sudden, the light was back on, the cylinder object appeared to be no other than Mr. Dildo.
-"Dazai, you will pay for what you did to my favorite slippers!!!" Mr. Dildo said with a confident look on his face while pointing at the innocent - looking brown dog that tried so hard to seem as if he didnt know what the situation was about.
-" Your slippers ? I dont recall ever seeing you wearing slippers" the young dog tried to play innocent but it was not enough, Mr.Dildo already knew, the mischievous dog was about to be punished.
-"Dazai, what is all of this about ?" The President asked.
Unable to escape this misfortunate event, Dazai surrendered and confessed.
-"i suppose theres no use in trying to deny it now. I have past history with Mr.Dildo, however it is not as pleasant as I would like it to be..." Dazai replied with a disappointed face.
-"You are ought to face the consequences of your actions!!!" Mr.Dildo yelled as he lounged forward with force punching the right side of Dazai's muzzle. Dazai was sent to the other side of the alley but managed to stop himself in time, he focred himself up and brought a determined look on his face as he said.
-"So it is a fight that you seek, I shall permit of your request. Members of the Agency, friends and foes, do not involve yourself in this matter. This is a battle between Men"
The Agency members covered themselves behind a garbage can and watched as if they were within the battlefield's grounds along with the brave Dazai.
-"Now that's what I like to hear !!!" Said Mr.Dildo declaring that the fight had just started.
They both launched forward with heroic grimaces painted on their confident selves and yelled courageously.
They started fighting.
-"Are they..... for real?" Tanizaki, a ginger dog with an illusion gift who was also a member of the agency, asked.
When the other members looked at Dazai and Mr.Dildo's fight, they noticed that this was no serious fight, the two of them were fighting like little kids slapping each others' hands lightly and screaming with high pitched voices.
Everyone of the Agency tried to hold themselves back from breaking into laughter, even the President who was known by everyone as a most serious person. The only one not laughing would be Kunikida, instead he was shaking his head in disapproval as he made his way to stop this ridiculous fight.
-"Cut it off you two, I've had enough" Kunikida had finally reached the two and now was getting ready to teach them both a lesson.
-"I shall show you what actual combat is like" kunikida said right before swinging his paw to punch both Dazai and Mr.Dildo. Now their screams were more than real. The other members went back to their own jobs and let Kunikida do his job as well.

The lights of Yokohama finally went out as the sun rose up. Mr.Dildo and Dazai sitting on top of a rooftop while watching the sunrise and laughing together as if they were buddies for years. All bruised up now, the lightest touch hurt like a thousand needles, the only thing they could do now was laugh it off and wish eachother a fast recovery.
-"See you later, Dazai" said Mr.Dildo
-"Till next time Mr.Dildo !!" Dazai replied with a warm smile while waving his hurt paw.