Wrote this out of boredom and my love for NCIS. Hope you enjoy :)
NCIS In a Chat Room:
(Tony has entered the chat room)
Tony: "Hello? Anyone there? Hey Proba-licous!"
(McGee has entered the chat room)
McGee: "What, Tony?"
Tony: "Just got the new IPHONE 5, PRO-BABY! It has this chat room thing, so I invited everyone."
McGee: "By everyone you mean Gibbs and Ziva too, right?"
Tony: "Well, yeah."
(Ziva has entered the chat room)
Ziva: "Uhm, what is this exactly?"
McGee: "Its like texting, only in group form."
Tony: "NO Probie! Its a virus that hacks your phone and sends you all kinds of images of naked women to your email! Look, a giant meteor is hurdling toward earth!"
McGee: "Okay, Tony, not funny."
Ziva: "Was any of that true, McGee?"
McGee: "No, Ziva."
(Gibbs has entered the chat room)
Gibbs: "What is this?"
Tony: "Its something that will send you into another world, MAWHAHAH!"
McGee: "Not really, Boss..."
Gibbs: "How do you?....23sjkubdf"
Ziva: "lol."
Gibbs: "L o l? What does that mean?"
Tony: "It means 'laying on lollipops'!"
Gibbs: "Why would you say that, Ziva?"
Ziva: "Tony is joking, Gibbs, it means 'laughing out loud'."
Gibbs: "What was so funny, Ziva?"
Ziva: ".........."
Tony: " :) "
(Abby has entered the chat room)
Abby: "Hey everyone!"
McGee: "Hey, Abby :) "
Tony: "Hey!"
Ziva: "Hello Abby :) "
Gibbs: "Hiya Abbs."
Abby: "If we're all not working today, how come we're not like...doing something?"
Tony: "I don't know, guess we can't get enough of each other. And since when does boss know how to open up chat room?"
Gibbs: "Wait how did you two make smiling faces?"
Tony: "Magic from lollipop-land!"
Ziva: "I think Tony is drunk..."
Abby: "Gibbs, just hit ':' and ')' with no spaces between them."
Gibbs: ";0"
McGee: "Hold the shift key and do it."
Gibbs: " :) Cool."
Tony: "Someone call me an ambulance! Did Boss just say 'Cool'?!"
Gibbs: "Sure did, DiNozzo."
McGee: "Well he was born in the 20th century, Tony."
Ziva: "I agree, it is kind of strange. But, cheers for modern Gibbs!"
Abby: "You go, Gibbs!"
Gibbs: "Its just a word but. . .thanks, girls."
