The Love Square

Two Messes

Anna walked into the school (after locking her new bike), and instantly took notice.  This tall, dark, beautiful stranger was getting trampled over by girls. 

She heard him gasp, "I need to get out of here!"

Anna knew what to do, but was uncertain if it was appropriate for the situation.  THEN--

A skinny and short brown-haired girl had pushed past the rest of the mob and climbed up this poor guy's body, biting his left ear.  The poor guy made eye contact with Anna, a look that said "help me."  Anna knew what she needed to do.

Anna got out her pepper-spray.

*****

What the heck!  Tran thought.  He saw Anna as soon as she walked into the school.  She looked more stunning than ever before.  Her slender body swam through the crowd gracefully as she knocked over all the pretentious dick-hungry sluts.  She was beautiful.  There was a kinda- hot girl who was making a whole-hearted attempt to eat Bug's face, but she was no match for Anna's pepper spray. 

About thirty girls were either unconscious or seriously wounded, and Tran smiled as Anna reached up for Bug's elbow. 

"Okay, you're gonna be okay now."

Tran was in love with this girl!  She had willpower.  She was strong, and even though she was under 5 feet she could still kick ass.  He spoke to the person next to him.

"That was amazing, wasn't it?"

*****

"Thanks," said Bug.  Now he had to get away from this steaming hot girl before his pants got wet.  "Do you go to school here?  Do you know where the bathrooms are?"

"I'm new," she said.  "But maybe if I find a grown-up we can get you one." 

"Thanks, I really need to go." 

They ran together through the halls of the school, looking for a male restroom.  Suddenly a police officer appeared out of nowhere.

"Looks like somebody's getting suspended on the first day," the officer frowned.

Anna got put in handcuffs.  A dirty image immediately popped into Bug's head, and he shook it off. 

"Sorry," sighed Anna as she got carried away by the officer. 

Any moment now he couldn't hold it...

"Hey, I'm Rob," explained a male student who had rushed up to the scene.  "I saw what happened down there and I'm sorry, this school has no chill." 

"Okay, where's the restrooms?"

"Go down that hallway and turn right, you'll see it."

"Thanks, no offense, we'll talk later.  Gotta go!"

And then, in the middle of the hallway, he couldn't hold it, he peed his pants.

*****

After observing that scene, Violet turned to a short cute boy who had obviously said something to her. 

"What did you say?"

He was excited about something.  "That was the best ass-whipping I've ever seen.  Do you know her?"

This was hilarious.  That girl was a jerk.  Why would anybody like her?  "No I don't know her, and..." she laughed.  "I don't plan to." 

"Yeah, she can be a little threatening sometimes," he laughed.  "What's your name?" 

"I'm Violet.  What's yours?"

"My name's Tram." 

They shook hands.  It was funny, Tram's hands were so unnaturally big compared to the rest of his body, adorable.  She had to ask, "What are your classes?"

He got out a binder.