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gojo: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

(m/n): Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

(m/n): Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Gojo: I think you mean cards.
(m/n), pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Gojo: How do I deal with my enemies?
(m/n): Kill them
Gojo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
(m/n): Kill them only a little?

Gojo, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
(m/n): How?
Gojo: How what?
(m/n): How could they be worse?
Gojo: They couldn't, I lied.
(m/n):

Gojo: What is your biggest weakness?
(m/n): I can be uncooperative.
Gojo: Okay, can you give me an example?
(m/n): No.

Itadori: You saved me. I owe you my life.
(m/n): No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Itadori: I was arrested for being too cool.
Nobara: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Gojo: I actually have a black belt.
(m/n): In what, karate?
Gojo: No, from Gucci.

Itadori: (m/n)! My face is on fire!
(m/n): Itadori! Are you ok?!
Itadori: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
(m/n): But your face is on fire.
Itadori: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

Nobara: Welcome, fellow idiots
(m/n): Hello, Nobara
Nobara: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
(m/n): You underestimate me

Nobara: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
(m/n): If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Itadori: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
(m/n):
(m/n): Itadori, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Itadori: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Megumi: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
(m/n), drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Megumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
(m/n): Killed without hesitation.
Megumi: No.

(m/n): I made tea.
Sukuna: I don't want tea.
(m/n): I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Sukuna: Then why are you telling me?
(m/n): It is a conversation starter.
Sukuna: That's a lousy conversation starter.
(m/n): Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Sukuna: I'm incredibly fast at math.
(m/n): Alright, what's 30x17?
Sukuna: 47
(m/n): That's not even close.
Sukuna: But it was fast.

(m/n): I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Sukuna: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

(m/n): That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Sukuna: You would eat yourself?
(m/n): I wouldn't even question it.

Panda: This is such a bad idea.
(m/n): Then why are you coming along?
Panda: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Panda: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
(m/n): Stop romanticizing the past.

Itadori: I trust (m/n).
Gojo: You think they know what they're doing?
Itadori: I wouldn't go that far.