Does It Look Like I Give A Crap?

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They didn't know when school started. Nezu failed to mention when it started, who they were doing it with, and where they were supposed to go. 

"Nezu would make a good villain" Akui said. "He's smart, cute, unsuspecting, and quite maniacal!" 

Satsujin scowled "This is such a waste of time, we've been up for hours and no one has even entered the school yet!" 

The three had been up since one am, training. They doubted that the school started at a reasonable time but more around eight or seven. They had scouted out the area, tracked down the exit's, escape routes, and hiding places already. In the end they had just sat and stood outside the school doors, waiting. 

Satsujin stood, leaning against the wall with crossed arms, Zanko sat criss crossed on the floor whittling a stick, and Akui was humming to herself as she adjusted her hair. 

Zanko smiled and looked up from his stick "Maybe we should just go walking into classrooms and sit down! It'd be funny to see their reactions!" 

Akui blew a hair out of her face and said "Let's just forget this! Why don't we go cause some trouble in the city? It's so boring here anyway!" 

Satsujin shook his head "All of your ideas suck! I say we grab the nearest kid and force them to tell us where Nezu is so we can kill him and save Principal Malice some trouble" 

Zanko threw his sharpened stick into the nearest tree where it stuck in. "I don't like killing people at seven thirty, it's a weird number" 

Satsujin growled and pushed off the wall "Fine! I'm just gonna walk in and see what they're gonna do about it." 

"Yay!" Akui exclaimed jumping after him. 

"Works for me" Zanko added, following Satsujin as he pushed the doors open hard. 

The doors swung open and almost bounced off the walls. The halls were crowded and every single kid whipped their head around to look at them. 

Zanko smirked "That's definitely how you make a scene" 

Satsujin scoffed and marched in. Everything was quiet as the students parted so they could pass them without any difficulty. 

"It's the villains, everyone's been talking " Zanko heard. 

He chuckled and looked at Akui. "Dang, I think we have ourselves a fan club" 

She laughed then narrowed her eyes on the nearest person. 

Satsujin stopped and inhaled then exhaled slowly. He then spun on his heel and looked back at the rest of the students who were all staring. 

"Anyone know where your principal is?" He asked with an edge to his voice. 

"Right here" A soft voice said behind him. Satsujin turned to see the principal with Eraser head by his side, glaring down at them. 

"Oh hey" Satsujin said. 

Nezu smiled "We were just coming to get you three" 

"We got tired of waiting for you" Satsujin said with a tilt of his head and a threatening tone in his voice. 

"I suppose you three would be impatient considering your upbringing" Nezu said. 

Zanko closed his eyes and smirking muttered "Ouch" 

Nezu waved to Eraserhead "You've met Mr. Aizawa" Nezu said "He teaches Class 1-A where you three will be learning to be good. Follow and obey him please" 

"To the letter" Satsujin leered. 

Nezu left them with Aizawa who glared at them. "Everyone go back to your classes" Aizawa said in a loud voice, never taking his eyes off of the three. 

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