Sammy Says (Destiel one shot)

The master plan

Castiel had been looking for some way to get Dean’s attention for weeks, until he found out Sam had the answer. Cas told Sam about his predicament and Sam said he had just the thing.

“I bet if you put googly eyes on your nipples, that would get Dean’s attention,” Sam chuckled. Cas thought about what Sam said for a moment before turning to leave the library quickly and shouting “Thanks Sam” once he had gotten a bit down the hallway leading to the rooms.

Castiel sat on the bed in the room the Winchesters had given him a few months back contemplating how he was going to pull off the crazy plan.

~A few minutes later~

Castiel was back in the library where Sam was still researching on his computer as usual.

“Hey Sam?” Castiel asked.

“Yeah Cas, what do you need?”

“Could you drive me to the store?”

“I, um, I guess. What do you need from the store?”

“Just a few… things”

Sam looked at Cas, confused, but decided not to press any farther as he was obviously not about to tell him. “Do you need money?” Sam inquired.

“I have money,” Cas replied while pulling some crumpled cash from his pocket.

“Let’s go then,” Sam said grabbing his jacket and the keys to the Impala. As he and Cas were about to leave he shouted towards Dean’s room, “We’re heading to the store, we’ll be back in a little bit.”

They heard Dean shout back something, but couldn’t quite tell what he had said.

~

When they arrived at the store a short while later, Cas told Sam he could stay in the car. Sam didn’t question it, he simply nodded and Cas got out and went into the small store.

Castiel realized quite quickly upon entering that the store was a lot bigger on the inside and stared around in awe.  He found a store worker pretty quickly and asked them to point him in the direction of crafting supplies.

When Castiel had gotten what he needed, plus a bit extra because it only came in a set for a craft project, he walked over to the bakery and asked the boy at the counter if they had any cherry pie. The boy told him there wasn’t any currently finished which made Cas a bit angry. He grabbed the boy by the front of the shirt looking him directly in the eye. “You don’t understand, I need pie.”

The boy wiggled free of Castiel’s grip and almost incoherently babbled something about Cas being crazy and he was going to check if there was any pie cooling in the back.

He returned with a warm cherry pie, right off the cooling rack and Cas smiled taking the pie. “Thank you,” he said almost skipping away.

He proceeded to the registers to pay for the items before returning to the car.

Sam couldn’t tell what was all in the bag but he could tell there was pie judging by the sweet cherry scent that was filling the entirety of the Impala. He started the beautiful car, the purring engine starting up.

~

They arrived back at the bunker and Cas basically ran inside to get his plan rolling into motion. He checked the clock.

6:45 p.m.

Cas knew that Dean would be taking his evening shower right about now so the time was perfect. He took the pie out of the bag, setting it on the bedside table in his room, then pulled out the craft kit and got to work.

He walked to Dean’s bathroom where, as Cas had expected, Dean was taking his evening shower. He crept into the bathroom and placed the pie on the counter along with a fork and tip-toed silently back out.

He walked down the hall to Dean’s room and got himself all set up, then he waited.

The minutes passed like hours for Cas and he was about to give up and go back to his room when he heard Dean making his was down the hall.

Dean walked into the room, not paying any attention to anything other than the pie he was eating.

Cas cleared his throat, causing Dean to look up and he almost chocked on the pie he was chewing and he could not believe the sight before his eyes.

Cas was laying on his bead wearing only his pants, his shirts, trench coat, and tie in a pile next to the bed. There were two large googly eyes placed over his nipples and he was wearing a tiara composed of pink pipe cleaners (they had come in the craft kit with the googly eyes and Cas thought it might be a nice touch).

Dean stared for a moment, not sure how to react so he simply turned around and walked out shaking his head and chuckling slightly under his breath. Cas had gotten his attention all right.

(A/N: Thank you to @readingallthethings for the title inspiration. This is my first ever publish fanfic so I hope everyone enjoys it! Thanks! Bye :3)