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friday, january 30th 2021

"you guys wanna explain?" sapnap stood over kate and clay like a mom who just caught her kids drawing on the walls.

albeit the cocky smirk.

both adults were as red as a strawberry and desperately avoiding eye contact, each pressing themselves into a couch corner.

"mind telling me why, when i walked into the living room this morning, you were holding hands and cuddling in your sleep?"

they both started spluttering excuses trying to find a non-embarrassing explanation to the whole thing.

"well- uh- you see.."

"y-yeah! we like.. mo-..."

"im listening?"

silence.

nick gave himself a pat on the back for that one hell of a wingman job.

after waking up from his rest in his bed, nick strutted to the living room to check up on the lovebirds to find them cuddling with their fingers intertwined.

against his better judgement, he squealed like a schoolgirl and woke them up with a startle.

when they realized what position they were in and that nick was taking pictures of them with a ring-light behind him the immediately shuffled apart.

after a few seconds they also jumped him.

"i think you both have stuff to talk about.. i'll go to the store now, your mom and sister are coming later for dinner"

"WAIT WHAT!?" clay practically jumped
onto his feet

"bye bye!" nick ran out the front door

he just stood there kinda confused

turning back around he looked at kate who had an absolutely terrified expression on her face.

"are you okay?"

"im.. gonna be meeting your mum?"

"and drista.."

"IM-" her voice cracked as her face presented even more horror and she started running up the stairs

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

and she was gone.

clay was now left in the middle of his living room, alone and still very flustered.

looking down at his hand, he squeezed it into a fist relishing the feeling of how their hands fit together.

upstairs in the guest bedroom kate was rummaging through her clothes which she had packed and waited for the group facetime call to pick up.

"the fuck you want bitch?" nicolette was the first to pick up

"whats up shawty bae with them apple bottom jeans-"

"WILBUR THIS ISN'T THE TIME" kate screamed, her appearance disheveled

"eyo shawty ⁉️ whats up?"

"i have to meet clays mum and drista later tonight and i am panicking so bad because i have a shit record with parents."

"oh yeah, when you accidentally spilled all the soup zacharys dad made?"

"NICOLETTE" kate whined in embarrassment covering her face as they heard wilbur and their best friend laugh

"thank god hes chill and hated the soup!"

"yeah, didnt he say he hated it and only made it for his partner?" wilbur interjected

"i cannot mess this up." katrina said sternly

"so wha you want us to do?"

"nico, you have a good sense of fashion, thats why youre here! wilbur, you've talked to drista so you can give me a heads up and youre also good at calming me down, so DO IT"

"okay okay geez!!"

throughout the painful process of all 3 of them arguing, katrina just decided theyd be wearing a blouse and black jeans!

"youre choosing that as your final piece?"

"yeah.. yeah i am!"

"we spent 3 hours on a blouse, jeans, curled hair and light makeup?" wilbur asked disappointed

"goodbye." kate just hung up. no shits given

clay said casual formal so shes giving him casual formal.

all three of them were in the kitchen finishing up the dinner kate was mostly responsible for making. her head kept checking the time on the stove and her foot tapped the floor

"relax." nick put a hand on their shoulder and nodded his head at her

"I DONT KNOW HOW TO, NI-"

the doorbell rang.

"oh god."

HI SHAWTIES

so anyway sapnap book ch is out!!

its a royalty au esc

not really sure lol

BUT GO READ IT IM ACTUALLY PROUD OF IT UNLIKE THIS BOOK!!!!

vageyna