mafia daddy thing (crackfic)

uh idrk

y/n was just a short girl, a very short girl. Her fragile body stood at the height of 3'2 and she had a hourglass body at the age of 4 and still does. She attracted lots of peoples attention, men and women. 

OnE dAy, she was walking down a secluded road. it was raining very heavily and y/n's clothes were drenched and you could see through her plain white t-shirt.

'i should take a short cut...before the rain pierces through me haha' her voice was squeaky and KaWaii. just like her personality

she took a sharp left and walked into an alleyway, it was disgustingly grimy and had dirt and graffiti all over the walls reading: things like 'fuck' and 'ostrich mutant ninja mafia daddy owns this place'

i wonder who ostrich mutant ninja mafia daddy is...i bet he's hot' she pondered, while daydreaming about what this mysterious man could possibly look like she bumped into tall muscular figure.

'o-oh s-s-s-s-so-so-sorry' she stuttered. the man she bumped into had a long beard full of white hair that looked like dried cum. ahem his hair was shaved from the side and he had random bald patches. his overall attire was shabby.

'master will like you' he said with a hollow voice

'h-h-h-huh w-w-what do you m-m-mean' you said, your voice became even more high pitched than it already was making you sound like you inhaled helium while being high.

he grabbed her and suffocated her until she fainted

'm-mu-master, i bought the girl' the man who had kidnapped you said. At this point you were wide awake and trembling in fear like a rat i mean mouse

in front of you stood a tall man if you estimated his height he would have been 7'9. he also had a muscular build and very long baguette feet. Your eyes travelled around the room and then at the man.

'hello princess mousy sunshine nugget pastry' his voice was raspy and deep, like he hadn't talked in 10 years.

'i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i wh-who are y-you?' you built up the courage to ask

'i am the mighty master if this business...i go by the name ostrich mutant ninja mafia daddy. orrrrrrrr you can call me ostrich mutant ninja mafia papi

o-oh..i'm y-y/n and i'm-' was all you gogt to say in response.

'yes, yes i know my beautiful princess mousy sunshine nugget pastry. from now on you will be my pet and obey me like a good little fuck.'

y/n blushed at his words and obeyed, who knows what this man could do to her if she didn't obey him. her sister hated her anyway and her parent's died when she was 0.001 seconds old.

this was going to be tough